It's always terrible, because Totinos is the lowest quality frozen pizza you can buy. But I lived eating that poorly for a long time, and for some inescapable reason that garbage is my comfort food.
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Maybe once a year, I buy a Totinos frozen pizza and fill it up with the add-ons to make a superior pizza.
It's always terrible, because Totinos is the lowest quality frozen pizza you can buy. But I lived eating that poorly for a long time, and for some inescapable reason that garbage is my comfort food.
It's always terrible, because Totinos is the lowest quality frozen pizza you can buy. But I lived eating that poorly for a long time, and for some inescapable reason that garbage is my comfort food.
@NoDoxGregBrady I like them but they aren't exactly like real pizza either. They are kind of their own thing. But tasty. I like a lot of hot sauce when it's done cooking.
@DC5FAN I have an idea: next time, I'll make the "toppings" I add on...
...Totinos Pizza Rolls
...Totinos Pizza Rolls
@NoDoxGregBrady I think it's basically the same stuff in a different form.
yo i heard you like pizza so we put pizza on a bagel, on your pizza.
@madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady Like a turducken but with pizza.
@stoner713 @madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady We are open to suggestion.
@stoner713 @madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady We should publish a definitive goyslop cookbook.
Tfw someone gives you a recipe with Velveeta ![]()
@GoyGirl @madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady @stoner713 What's your guilty pleasure comfort/goyslop treat?
Doritos 🫣
@GoyGirl @madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady @stoner713 That's a good one. I think they put something on them to give them a horrible aftertaste so you keep eating them to get that taste out of your mouth.
No, sir... organic white cheddar Doritos are hippie crack ![]()
@GoyGirl @madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady @stoner713 White cheddar?
@DC5FAN @GoyGirl @madcuzbad @stoner713 I loved #2 way back when.
Eaters of #9 should be killed on sight.
Eaters of #9 should be killed on sight.
My Nana bought a bag of the doritos without Red 40 and MSG. They were very sad tasting
it tastes like a Dorito that you suck all the flavor off of
@madison @GoyGirl @madcuzbad @DC5FAN @NoDoxGregBrady @stoner713 you can just add your own MSG. You know? It comes in big bags
@pwm @madison @GoyGirl @madcuzbad @DC5FAN @NoDoxGregBrady @stoner713 Never bought a big bag; little plastic jar of Accent lasts for months 😁
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