My mom called me while she was getting ready to go to the movies with my dad. I asked what they were going to see and she said The Odyssey so I laughed like an evil witch and told her that movie looks gay as hell and then I said that one of the characters was that tranny chick who is 5ft tall and my dad came into the phone and said "she's only in the movie for like 10 minutes and I'll just go take a shit and get some more popcorn" 
sure dad whatever you say
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My mom is actually very beautiful but is very vain, RIP
I don't wanna know how much money she spends on beauty products
My dad would go into a roid rage and kill you, soz 
If I put weight on left leg it feels like a cattle prod zaps me, but I am healing well. I can scoot around on the ground and pull myself up onto shit and do things. I've gotten very good at balancing on my right leg like a flamingo too. Surprise surprise 🦩
Should have sold my xrp when I had the chance
BLOUIE I was going to sleep when Tyler made me open my eyes and look at this monstrosity and now I will have nightmares
I'm miserable
"Too bad I don't have a cripple fetish" - Tyler
Yeah I can see why people blow their head off, I'm not a happy hag
Yeah I can see why people blow their head off, I'm not a happy hag
I absolutely hate wearing a bra. I had to wear one over Christmas when we visited family and I literally got mastitis from compression
That's why I just wear overalls when we have guests around the house property now. No bra needed since it covers the front well 
Is he trying to 90 fiance her ass
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Oh I had surgery last month and I'm having another one on Monday... Something that disturbed me and I wasn't prepared for was that my throat hurt really bad for a solid day due to the tube in my throat. So maybe keep that in mind for her... Her throat might hurt plus whatever they're cutting into. I actually picked myself up some numbing cough drops in preparation.
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Definitely. I know Fedi can be a fun place to.. shitpost. But I know we have a lot of believers here that love our brothers and sisters and sincerely care for one another.
I hope you can find strength in the Lord and I'll be praying for the surgeons hands to be guided during the operation.
I hope you can find strength in the Lord and I'll be praying for the surgeons hands to be guided during the operation.
Please take a moment to read and pray 🙏🏼
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Praying for you both, when you have time I'm sure we'd appreciate an update if you feel comfortable sharing. I'm sure this is traumatic and nerve wracking. I hope she hasn't been too unwell 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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I'm so very sorry you are going through this. I am praying for you both, and will be praying for her throughout the day tomorrow. 🙏
It's been ages since I watched that show. 15 years?!
Is that the one where there is some number they sing for the theme song... Something something 725....
My favorite train autist Francis Bourgeois