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Women see my wedding ring, but also that I'm a cripple. No one's trying to break up my marriage. Lol.

@GoyGirl thats just how the female mind works, you can prop up Gollum as the most attractive man ever, on TV, social media, etc. And you would have thousands of women fighting for him.

Agggh... not my thing. I can see where to the hordes of midwit women, marriage probably connotates resources, or that he's already been test-driven for some years, but awful.

Guess guys should invest in a wedding ring to elevate their odds, make up a story later the wife died or something.

No, no... her being alive ups the intrigue for most bitches 😜

@GoyGirl I went from a solid seven to about an 8 - 9 overnight

You got better-looking as a married dude?? Lol, why's that?

@GoyGirl Idk; I just got immediately more capable of commanding and attracting female attention - precisely after it didn’t matter anymore 🎉

Married men often make more money, too... because women & kids is pricey.

How to make the man make less money: encourage his divorce. Ahhhh, wimminz 😩

@GoyGirl @KingOfWhiteAmerica I have zero income and spend what i have on making my friends lives better, your thoughts?

>Guess guys should invest in a wedding ring to elevate their odds, make up a story later the wife died or something.
Or you could sparingly apply a thin stripe of SPF90.
"No, no, no, I assure you I'm not married."
"No, this is definitely not my second home."

Or .. hear me out ...

Zero income?? Thought everyone said you were rich!

I did the semi-ascetic/anprim male thing for years before my husband, but would be lying if didn't say it made me too insecure to procreate.

I can be far from rich, but I had to know someone knew about the next meal, so I could raise my own kids - not daycare.

That's when they find you the most desirable

Having a giant load of money and more flowing in also helps

Indeed, but surprisingly less than one might think. Not like women are sensible or logical.

@lord_nougat @Dagnar @GoyGirl It’s really a much more important consideration when looking for a spouse - regardless of what hopeless romantics such as myself ( ) think about that.

Deciding to give up on all that is how I found mine about three decades ago. For better or worse. In sickness and health. Et cetera and so forth.

💯

Plenty of times I've seen a homely dude walking arm in arm with a hot chick and thought "What's this dude got that I don't have?"

Answer: a Mercedes S-class.

I always wanted a mid .. 5-7 .. but relatively stable and wants a good cooperative life. I always missed those.

What is? Finances?? I've always been good with money. Frugal, still charitable, perfect credit at 20-21 getting first not-hand-me-down car, gave friends loans, lol...

So I suppose it was a tall order to find a guy I respected more than myself in that area. And I did. Eventually.

You've been married how long now?

Almost 11 yrs.

I got me a fancy one who is usually stable except for when she's not and can be somewhat uncooperative. While I might complain about that from time to time, it's bullshit and I know damned well I could never possibly find a better match and we deserve one another.

No wonder you got scooped up.

@GoyGirl @Dagnar @lord_nougat While it certainly isn’t the only significant consideration - it is a big one

Aw heck, just a CLK will do!

0 years

I didn't think men cared much about female financial acumen, lol, but not having $20k in student loans for liberal arts is probably a bonus...

Side note: I actually did have 10k in student loans when we met, but it gave me a certification in a trade... & I had a step-grandmother who also gave me 10k in stocks.

Handed them over for the debt so I could be home with baby. Fine trade 😊

@lord_nougat @zeke @Dagnar @GoyGirl I considered choosing a wife based on whether or not a five-cyl Mercedes diesel came with; I thought better of it within a few hours, but still 😆

Sounds perfect ☺️

@GoyGirl @Dagnar @lord_nougat @KingOfWhiteAmerica let me know when your husband is done paying off your student loans nancy

These days even Pookie and Ray Ray have one of those... financed for 84 months at 28% interest on the backs of 4 Baby Mamma's government benefits.

"Dat soun like a pretty gud deal Mr. White Man!"

I paid them off with my stocks, which were Microsoft & got them as a minor, sat stagnant forever, even declined, split once... finally got back to original $10k gifted at, so sold.

They went up a lot not long after 😩

Oh man, the 300cd is another great one! My wife loves that car.

@GoyGirl another example of why women historically had little to no power and or rights, you are not suited to wield it

When I was evil I used to pick up dumb whores by wearing a ring. When they figured out I wasn't married they'd get weirded out, clearly mad, clearly wanted to ask about the ring.

@GoyGirl I've experienced this first-hand. I always thought it was a certain type of woman who wants to test her attractiveness by luring married men to see if they can turn his head. Never thought they actually found them attractive. I guess it's wanting what they can't have + having demonstrable/innate value. Strange phenomenon.