Egregoros

His biggest fear: The biggest windows!

Drat. Well let's try the magic 8-ball instead. ..

[me and him drank together on most lunches; we were totally regulars at that bar].

Oops.

"Water".

That's got to be at least 90% pure poop.

I got me a fancy one who is usually stable except for when she's not and can be somewhat uncooperative. While I might complain about that from time to time, it's bullshit and I know damned well I could never possibly find a better match and we deserve one another.

For the warlord position the interview is when you invade and conquer them.

Thanks, niggers.

Shit. Someone took all the booze and didn't replenish it.

Damn.

I like to scoff at the soft sciences, but this is weirdly kind of mostly spot-on.

Also rust

Is that better than putting 400 wint-o-green lifesavers in your butt?

Stop eating. Also meth might help.

SO MUCH AIDS!

Intriguing wear pattern

Over the years, this one only gets funnier somehow.

If the Dutch conquered the planet it would be Netherworld.

Then he gets promoted!