Here you go!
Lord Tiberius J. Nougat
@lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
I ate some cheese.
Posts
Latest notes
"Um, woof?"
Dey gots a BONE to pick?
nonsense. You should be grouped in with the GENIUSES!
Guittarded!
And then stand at the door insisting to be let out, only to not go out once the door is opened!
Oh, yeah. There's that too. But they're usually so retardedd and useless that I'm just there bagging my own stuff like a White with downs syndrome.
Little beagles are all, "Christ, what is this drunk retard doing now?!"
Yes, this is a much more accurate cartoon depiction!
He really is. What a dick thing to do to a pal like that!
She would randomly start freaking out and hissing and attacking him with her claws. I know how cats are. Then curl up beside him somehow taking up most of the bed and purring disarmingly!
The Schwarzenegger [which means blacknigger] reboot was pretty good.
Makes snse, you don't wanna be there forever.
But there's always that chance they're too dumb or lazy to check the bottom of the cart where the case of beer is...
NYAAAH!
Oh man, the 300cd is another great one! My wife loves that car.