Egregoros

Maybe once a year, I buy a Totinos frozen pizza and fill it up with the add-ons to make a superior pizza.

It's always terrible, because Totinos is the lowest quality frozen pizza you can buy. But I lived eating that poorly for a long time, and for some inescapable reason that garbage is my comfort food.

@NoDoxGregBrady I like them but they aren't exactly like real pizza either. They are kind of their own thing. But tasty. I like a lot of hot sauce when it's done cooking.

@DC5FAN I have an idea: next time, I'll make the "toppings" I add on...
...Totinos Pizza Rolls

@NoDoxGregBrady I think it's basically the same stuff in a different form.

yo i heard you like pizza so we put pizza on a bagel, on your pizza.

@madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady Like a turducken but with pizza.

@DC5FAN @madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady I rhought this was a deep fried pizza poast

am so discourage

@stoner713 @madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady We are open to suggestion.

@stoner713 @madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady We should publish a definitive goyslop cookbook.

Tfw someone gives you a recipe with Velveeta

@GoyGirl @madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady @stoner713 What's your guilty pleasure comfort/goyslop treat?

Doritos 🫣

@GoyGirl @madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady @stoner713 That's a good one. I think they put something on them to give them a horrible aftertaste so you keep eating them to get that taste out of your mouth.

No, sir... organic white cheddar Doritos are hippie crack

@GoyGirl @madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady @stoner713 White cheddar?

@GoyGirl @madcuzbad @NoDoxGregBrady @stoner713

@DC5FAN @GoyGirl @madcuzbad @stoner713 I loved #2 way back when.

Eaters of #9 should be killed on sight.

My Nana bought a bag of the doritos without Red 40 and MSG. They were very sad tasting it tastes like a Dorito that you suck all the flavor off of

@madison @GoyGirl @madcuzbad @DC5FAN @NoDoxGregBrady @stoner713 you can just add your own MSG. You know? It comes in big bags

No I'm incredibly allergic to MSG and have severe mouth swelling and pain for a week afterwards, sadly 😞

@madison @pwm @GoyGirl @madcuzbad @DC5FAN @NoDoxGregBrady @stoner713 unlucky

@madison @pwm @GoyGirl @madcuzbad @DC5FAN @NoDoxGregBrady @stoner713 meanwhile i’m over here immune to brain freezes and allergic to nothing

i'm allergic to one thing i dunno the exact thing it is, but it's in oral acne medication, i've tried it twice in my life, once in my early adolecense and once when i was almost 18, i broke out in a rash all over my body and itched like crazy, otherwise i've never had a problem eating anything at all.

Probably Accutane. Lucky you were allergic because it's gnarly shit. Caustic.