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Old guy with his Chinese wife here just like @DEERBLOOD . She's got a heavy Asian accent. "Why you not get soy sauce? I thought you rike it. Why you eat so fast?"

I bombo my clat

Get sum of that Doctor Ray mon

Its literally us

Well, the guy is too tall, not totally bald, and his wife isn't preggo.

You said theyre old. We must have found a time machine. Cause we are not old (36 and 31)

And you're already bald??

well he is fat and he is gooning all the time so that probably speeds up the hair loss.

Hella bald

I dated a guy who was quite bald by 28. Happens. I wouldn't mind losing a bit of hair. Meh.

I would tag Deerblood but I realized that was the context of this

Please don't do that thank you

...then there's guys like my otherwise tall, handsome uncle who are totally grey by 30, too.

I'm not joking about actually relishing in postpartum hair loss cuz I have tons, but guess careful what you wish for. Grandpa's sisters went kinda bald after 60 😬😆

Gf looked at a pic she took of me 3 years ago and says "wow I really aged you a lot"

"maybe three scoop of msg for erry mear too much indeed"

@DEERBLOOD @GoyGirl @ForbiddenDreamer @Will2Power
Asians really can't help but say the quiet part out loud

Well, just repay her in kind... babies are famous for obvious sleeplessness, but the mineral loss & hormone changes pop grey hairs, too 😩

Guess you shouldn't compliment her by saying bald hair CAN come from testosterone bi-products.

Yeah she'll just say anything that pops into her mind

God bless her 💓 I tell my husband he didn't finish puberty til me (he was 25, lol). He gained a lot of muscle post-!

His baby will be bald

Everybody loves a bald baby 🥹 With respect, Asians really need hair eventually, though.

He has male pattern baldness on both sides of his family, as his father before him

He is chosen

Your gf is Chinese?? Sister's best friend is half Chinese/half Thai, pretty sure.

Us Nordic girls have a strange alliance w/East Asians. LOVE the food... they be blunt & bitchy, we be blunt & bitchy.
I enjoy a good "wtf did you say??" language barrier banter with them often actually.

Blunt and bitchy is a good way to describe her tbh

I like to think I'm not bitchy, actually, but I can be to tards... & I'm pretty blunt. Definitely love no-nonsense Asian ladies 😄

Shes the most difficult woman ive ever been in a relationship with. But shes very pretty and when shes not stressed out shes a lot of fun. Also she's a doctor so our son will be smart

Congrats on baby!! They're the best 🫶 Smart women are tough at times, but likely worth it. Stress is the worst 😩

Have her eat her native diet mostly... she'll fare better.

I don't think Deerblood should be cooking canines.

I keep Luna safe

Ngl, I'm more of a Thai/Vietnamese girl than Chinese, but just food... not a connoisseur of their women.

And even more importantly, he'll know how to chig it down!

the Thai ladies usually have a benis, so just to be safe i avoid their noodles.

Keep a watchful eye.

Pad see ew 😍

@GoyGirl @DEERBLOOD @ForbiddenDreamer @Will2Power

> their women

the only time @RealRaul will ever resort to sucking dick

This is why boomers love SE asia

So when they say Asians like White boys... it becomes a real thing to sort out over there, huh? 😆

In South East Asia yeah.

Pad prik king