Sit down yonder and pay me some mind while i tell ya the fateful tale of old @jeffcliff!🎹 🎶 🎼 🎹
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@Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital
*Receiver of multiple likes from @scenesbycolleen*
Semi-Professional jew outer
MILF enthusiast
Rumored Robot on the Town
Cunning Linguist
Purveyor of fine AOC nudes
Bite my shiny metal ass! Access to White countries isnt a human right.
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TND/Gas the Kikes/Racist
Knower of things Star Trek
*christus rex meus*
everything I say is a joke, except for the things I didnt joke about.
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If you own a hack saw i got some work for you fellow gun enjoyer
women are basically clay to begin with. so they spend the first 12 years coddling them and indoctrinating them in schools. then they drug them up starting at 12. By the time theyre dating age they're brain rotted communist whores.
Yoko, is that you?
widows dont count, those are extenuating situations
Classic
state mandated chastity belts that cant be unlocked until they get married
they get visibly frustrated when i respond with things like shut the fuck up, fuck off retard or mind your own business boomer.
give it 18 months, theyre all yandere
i mean having a fit muscle mommy sounds nice
oh, that. its nothing, its silly. we just post anime tiddies and call people nigger faggots
and you would wear that in public?
Not really worth my time then I suppose
the recommended treatment is high grade pharmaceutical methamphetamine.
I just get to be the fun grandpa now. the stakes are somewhat less serious.
im in
We would pile as many as we could into my 1991 toyota truck and go up to the mall. $5 movie with popcorn and a drink, $10 unlimited laser tag and the 5c nickel arcade was open til 3. I still dream about that truck.
some metal rivets, a torch, hammer and a welder
sister had a friend i wanted to bang. same, she wouldnt give me the time of day. then her baby daddy dumped her and she wanted me to take her out. I never did, only my mom took my side. I was an asshole.