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Chinging my chong rn

Old guy with his Chinese wife here just like @DEERBLOOD . She's got a heavy Asian accent. "Why you not get soy sauce? I thought you rike it. Why you eat so fast?"

Its literally us

Well, the guy is too tall, not totally bald, and his wife isn't preggo.

You said theyre old. We must have found a time machine. Cause we are not old (36 and 31)

And you're already bald??

Hella bald

I dated a guy who was quite bald by 28. Happens. I wouldn't mind losing a bit of hair. Meh.

Gf looked at a pic she took of me 3 years ago and says "wow I really aged you a lot"

Well, just repay her in kind... babies are famous for obvious sleeplessness, but the mineral loss & hormone changes pop grey hairs, too 😩

Guess you shouldn't compliment her by saying bald hair CAN come from testosterone bi-products.

His baby will be bald

He has male pattern baldness on both sides of his family, as his father before him

He is chosen

Your gf is Chinese?? Sister's best friend is half Chinese/half Thai, pretty sure.

Us Nordic girls have a strange alliance w/East Asians. LOVE the food... they be blunt & bitchy, we be blunt & bitchy.
I enjoy a good "wtf did you say??" language barrier banter with them often actually.

Blunt and bitchy is a good way to describe her tbh

I like to think I'm not bitchy, actually, but I can be to tards... & I'm pretty blunt. Definitely love no-nonsense Asian ladies 😄

Shes the most difficult woman ive ever been in a relationship with. But shes very pretty and when shes not stressed out shes a lot of fun. Also she's a doctor so our son will be smart

Congrats on baby!! They're the best 🫶 Smart women are tough at times, but likely worth it. Stress is the worst 😩

Have her eat her native diet mostly... she'll fare better.

I don't think Deerblood should be cooking canines.

Ngl, I'm more of a Thai/Vietnamese girl than Chinese, but just food... not a connoisseur of their women.

@GoyGirl @DEERBLOOD @ForbiddenDreamer @Will2Power

> their women

So when they say Asians like White boys... it becomes a real thing to sort out over there, huh? 😆