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Chinging my chong rn

Old guy with his Chinese wife here just like @DEERBLOOD . She's got a heavy Asian accent. "Why you not get soy sauce? I thought you rike it. Why you eat so fast?"

Its literally us

Well, the guy is too tall, not totally bald, and his wife isn't preggo.

You said theyre old. We must have found a time machine. Cause we are not old (36 and 31)

And you're already bald??

Hella bald

I dated a guy who was quite bald by 28. Happens. I wouldn't mind losing a bit of hair. Meh.

Gf looked at a pic she took of me 3 years ago and says "wow I really aged you a lot"

@DEERBLOOD @GoyGirl @ForbiddenDreamer @Will2Power
Asians really can't help but say the quiet part out loud