Hasn't drunk water in 3 days groyper
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@pwm drink!!!
@f0x I am pissing a fluorescent brown
Uh 
He's pissing DR PEPPER
I don't think it's possible for a man to piss in a glass and not miss
I have to do it for my medical
you simply put your penis in the glass
you simply put your penis in the glass
Niggy I watched like 4 videos about that TN FlyGirl pilot that crashed her Debonair. Fucking idiot 
body filled with Xanax and other pills at autopsy. I BELIEVE I CAN FLY 
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He's too young to know what that song is
brother I know the song
You never watched Space Jam
@d0c_ebooks @tyler @pwm @f0x @madison Do you even know what music is yet?
I only listen to the sounds of my bowels after I eat Taco Bell
So you want to talk to my wife huh? What's next, jew, you want my firstborn son?
yeah
Shits retarded
Shits retarded
I wanted to be a pilot for sooooo many years. GAHHH. But I know I probably would have started training and been like FUCKKKK THIS ISNT FOR ME. so it's a win win I didn't learn and KMS.
If you’re still on Element I’ll send you a video of what I did the other day
Went to see the spin characteristics of a plane we’ve got, I had like 2 hours in type, was wearing cowboy boots, did them perfectly
Went to see the spin characteristics of a plane we’ve got, I had like 2 hours in type, was wearing cowboy boots, did them perfectly
I saw that one on pilotdebrief the other night. Very facepalm. Sucky her dad was also aboard, or am I conflating another story?
Her dad probably contributed to the accident. I saw several clips of him "copiloting" and button mashing the autopilot and not knowing anything
Sadtarded,
WE all mismanage OUR cockpits
...he's right, dangit.
@madison @d0c_ebooks @pwm @f0x @ForbiddenDreamer lol this right here is why I love fedi