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@madison @pwm @f0x @vii Folks, let me tell you about the time I decided to make my own sourdough—and it was, frankly, a MASTERPIECE! I went into the kitchen at Mar-a-Lago, and I said, 'I'm going to make the GREATEST loaf of bread in history,' and I did it! I used the finest ingredients, the most perfect starter, and when I pulled it out of the oven, the reaction was UNBELIEVABLE! People were crying, they were cheering—they said, 'MR. PRESIDENT, this is the most SPECTACULAR bread we’ve ever seen!' The crust? UNPARALLELED! It had a crunch that could be heard for miles, a golden-brown perfection that makes other breads look like SAD, soggy disasters! Everyone was talking about it, the ratings were through the roof, it was a total WINNING loaf! Even the top chefs were stunned, they said, 'How did he do it?' I told them, it’s all about the MAGNIFICENT touch! This is how we make SOURDOUGH GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸💥