@putrid what the fuck did you invite me to lmfo
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@Sargent_s_laughter @mothersmurfer @graf morning
@putrid @mothersmurfer @graf GM
Do your members collect beans that look like you, and call them leaderbeans?
Do your members collect beans that look like you, and call them leaderbeans?
@Sargent_s_laughter @mothersmurfer @graf i honestly donβt know how to answer this but there r hot girls in my chat
@putrid @mothersmurfer @graf They're hot, but can they fetch me shrooms from the forest and make pie for me?
More likely all I'd get is benzo dust, hair and drool on underdone toast
More likely all I'd get is benzo dust, hair and drool on underdone toast
@Sargent_s_laughter @mothersmurfer @graf not everyone in my chat does drugs, i like to keep a variety of ppl
@putrid @mothersmurfer @graf > keeps people like I kept fish
Peeplearium π
Peeplearium π
@pwm @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid that's more like playing sims π
@Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid I'd say with the alcohol dependence and depression it's more like dwarf fortress
@pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer id kms before i withdrew from alcohol
@putrid @pwm @graf @mothersmurfer Talk to that fraud doc of yours, get off the fuckin benzos and search for that Willy Wonka golden dick
@Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @graf @mothersmurfer fraud? hes my nigga he saved my life
@putrid @pwm @graf @mothersmurfer twice in my life these jew kike docs put me on shit and it stole 12 years of my life before I copped on.
First kike doc took one look at me and made a diagnosis and I was too fucking young and stupid to realise he was just a kike being paid to push kys drugs
First kike doc took one look at me and made a diagnosis and I was too fucking young and stupid to realise he was just a kike being paid to push kys drugs
@Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @graf @mothersmurfer ive been seeing him since i was 14 breh, i had the most severe depression out of anyone ive ever met. luckily first thing he put me on worked. the extra narcotics now are nothing but a plus
@Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @graf @mothersmurfer im literally on a perfect cocktail for my issues
@Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @graf @mothersmurfer this is my ex who told me to go off my meds until i got manic a singular time
@putrid @pwm @graf @mothersmurfer he's not a jew doctor
You're NOT supposed to just stop taking the meds!
The shit they had me on years ago, I did just stop, I actually started getting these sudden electric shocks in my brain, like wtf lol
Coming off them is a slow process, especially with bennies
You're NOT supposed to just stop taking the meds!
The shit they had me on years ago, I did just stop, I actually started getting these sudden electric shocks in my brain, like wtf lol
Coming off them is a slow process, especially with bennies
@Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @graf @mothersmurfer my doc definitely is jewish like phenotypically so. only jew i appreciate, i stop any med i get bad side effects from. like i said my cocktail now is specially curated. and i have 2 chronic pain conditions its not just mental stuff
@putrid @Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @graf @mothersmurfer ngl haven't seen a doctor in probably 20+ years besides one to confirm that I do indeed have a hernia
@Eiswald @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid I'm no expert, but I heard this thing about hernia operations that I thought was bullshit, then someone told me "that's not bullshit," and I found this. Trust your instincts is alls I'm sayin'.
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@bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid I thank God every day that I have a 'porn dick', if it shrunk it would be 'normal size'. The reason I won't get the surgery to fix it is Indians and niggers. There's no way in hell I'm going under the knife with Ramdick Jeetshit as my surgeon and Panqueefa "10 keeds" Jackson as his twerking nurse assistant.
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@Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Poast dick or gtfo
@Robert_Edwardly @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Only two(?) women have seen my dick and neither of them are on the fedi since the great incel rage purge drove a bunch of them off the platform. Gonna try to keep it that way.
@Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Good thing I'm not a woman then.
Poast that thang or forever be exposed as Eiswald, Inflater of Cocksize
Poast that thang or forever be exposed as Eiswald, Inflater of Cocksize
@Robert_Edwardly @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @mothersmurfer @putrid He probably dms his dick to guys on here don't let him try to tell you otherwise
@graf @Robert_Edwardly @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @mothersmurfer @putrid Hey now, no need to tattle on me like that.
@Eiswald @graf @Robert_Edwardly @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid What one might call "sausage philanthropy".
@Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @graf @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Women are so stingy with pictures of themselves naked and we're giving it away for free without even being asked.
Who's *really* the empathic gender, fr
Who's *really* the empathic gender, fr
@Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Damn I could go for some nudes rn ngl
@graf @Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid On American Hangover Monday? Wow. I'd wait until Tuesday.
@graf @Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid I feel gross and probably smell icky and I just was watching Olympics. God only knows what Super Bowl sluts look like today. Especially after kitchen cleaning!
@UnityOstara @graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid The sheer tinyness of the amount it takes to make dudes happy remains unfathomable to the female mind.
@Robert_Edwardly @graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid We always overdo it.
@UnityOstara @graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid It's not that we don't appreciate the effort. It's that we just secretly like girls.
What's really sad is how many people don't want to invest any effort in anything at all anymore.
What's really sad is how many people don't want to invest any effort in anything at all anymore.
@Robert_Edwardly @graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Tbh. The lingerie is mostly for us.
@UnityOstara @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid 1.1 million fucking %
So is most of the dressing up.
If you have the "it" we like, we don't care if you're drenched in bbq sauce
So is most of the dressing up.
If you have the "it" we like, we don't care if you're drenched in bbq sauce
@Sargent_s_laughter @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Some dudes would probably love that
@Robert_Edwardly @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid > Some dudes
Self insert π
Self insert π
@Sargent_s_laughter @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid I don't like condiments.
@Robert_Edwardly @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid yeah the jew always tryin to sell you timeshares on those
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@Sargent_s_laughter @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid my college roommate owned a shirt with bottles of ketchu/mayo/mustard on it that said "practice safe lunch"
@Robert_Edwardly @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid catsup isn't a condiment imo
mayo limited
Mustard hotdogs only (unless its for your bf's asshole to cover the smell of onions
mayo limited
Mustard hotdogs only (unless its for your bf's asshole to cover the smell of onions
@Sargent_s_laughter @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Honey Mustard on any type of sausage.
@UnityOstara @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Hope that's a euphemism
@Robert_Edwardly @bigmattoidchimpin @Eiswald @Sargent_s_laughter @UnityOstara @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid if a lady asked you, sausage in one hand honey mustard in the other, if she could, are you really going to tell her no?
@pwm @bigmattoidchimpin @Eiswald @Robert_Edwardly @UnityOstara @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid You have not analyzed the finer points of my Mustard doctrine.
West Point teach a class on it
West Point teach a class on it
@Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @bigmattoidchimpin @Eiswald @Robert_Edwardly @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Hitler frowned on our mustard doctrine so...
@UnityOstara @pwm @Eiswald @Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Mustard was a weapon back then. He didn't want other people to get his superpowers.
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