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@bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social remote

24w

@putrid @Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @graf @mothersmurfer ngl haven't seen a doctor in probably 20+ years besides one to confirm that I do indeed have a hernia

Мат TL;DF MacShane

24w

@Eiswald @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid I'm no expert, but I heard this thing about hernia operations that I thought was bullshit, then someone told me "that's not bullshit," and I found this. Trust your instincts is alls I'm sayin'.
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Wrath

24w

@bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid I thank God every day that I have a 'porn dick', if it shrunk it would be 'normal size'. The reason I won't get the surgery to fix it is Indians and niggers. There's no way in hell I'm going under the knife with Ramdick Jeetshit as my surgeon and Panqueefa "10 keeds" Jackson as his twerking nurse assistant.

Robert "Reading Rainbow" Edwardloid 🇷🇺

24w

@Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Poast dick or gtfo

Wrath

24w

@Robert_Edwardly @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Only two(?) women have seen my dick and neither of them are on the fedi since the great incel rage purge drove a bunch of them off the platform. Gonna try to keep it that way.

Robert "Reading Rainbow" Edwardloid 🇷🇺

24w

@Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Good thing I'm not a woman then.

Poast that thang or forever be exposed as Eiswald, Inflater of Cocksize

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

24w

@Robert_Edwardly @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @mothersmurfer @putrid He probably dms his dick to guys on here don't let him try to tell you otherwise

Wrath

24w

@graf @Robert_Edwardly @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @mothersmurfer @putrid Hey now, no need to tattle on me like that.

Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ Ritterkreuz 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

24w

@Eiswald @graf @Robert_Edwardly @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid What one might call "sausage philanthropy".

Robert "Reading Rainbow" Edwardloid 🇷🇺

24w

@Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @graf @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Women are so stingy with pictures of themselves naked and we're giving it away for free without even being asked.

Who's *really* the empathic gender, fr

anime graf mays 🛰️🪐

@graf@poa.st remote

24w

@Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Damn I could go for some nudes rn ngl

UnityOstara

24w

@graf @Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid On American Hangover Monday? Wow. I'd wait until Tuesday.

UnityOstara

24w

@graf @Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid I feel gross and probably smell icky and I just was watching Olympics. God only knows what Super Bowl sluts look like today. Especially after kitchen cleaning!

Robert "Reading Rainbow" Edwardloid 🇷🇺

24w

@UnityOstara @graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid The sheer tinyness of the amount it takes to make dudes happy remains unfathomable to the female mind.

UnityOstara

24w

@Robert_Edwardly @graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid We always overdo it.

Robert "Reading Rainbow" Edwardloid 🇷🇺

24w

@UnityOstara @graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid It's not that we don't appreciate the effort. It's that we just secretly like girls.

What's really sad is how many people don't want to invest any effort in anything at all anymore.

UnityOstara

24w

@Robert_Edwardly @graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Tbh. The lingerie is mostly for us.

Replying to @UnityOstara@poa.st

Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ Ritterkreuz 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

24w

@UnityOstara @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid 1.1 million fucking %

So is most of the dressing up.

If you have the "it" we like, we don't care if you're drenched in bbq sauce

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UnityOstara

24w

@Sargent_s_laughter @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid I happen to love bbq sauce. Don't threaten me with a good time!

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Robert "Reading Rainbow" Edwardloid 🇷🇺

24w

@Sargent_s_laughter @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Some dudes would probably love that

Replying to @Robert_Edwardly@poa.st

Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ Ritterkreuz 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

24w

@Robert_Edwardly @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid > Some dudes

Self insert 😆

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Robert "Reading Rainbow" Edwardloid 🇷🇺

24w

@Sargent_s_laughter @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid I don't like condiments.

Replying to @Robert_Edwardly@poa.st

Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ Ritterkreuz 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

24w

@Robert_Edwardly @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid yeah the jew always tryin to sell you timeshares on those

🤭

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Robert "Reading Rainbow" Edwardloid 🇷🇺

24w

@Sargent_s_laughter @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid my college roommate owned a shirt with bottles of ketchu/mayo/mustard on it that said "practice safe lunch"

Replying to @Robert_Edwardly@poa.st

Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ Ritterkreuz 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

24w

@Robert_Edwardly @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid catsup isn't a condiment imo

mayo limited
Mustard hotdogs only (unless its for your bf's asshole to cover the smell of onions

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UnityOstara

24w

@Sargent_s_laughter @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Honey Mustard on any type of sausage.

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Robert "Reading Rainbow" Edwardloid 🇷🇺

24w

@UnityOstara @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Hope that's a euphemism

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Pilgrim, Wayfarer, Malcontent

@pwm@darkdork.dev remote

24w

@Robert_Edwardly @bigmattoidchimpin @Eiswald @Sargent_s_laughter @UnityOstara @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid if a lady asked you, sausage in one hand honey mustard in the other, if she could, are you really going to tell her no?

Replying to @pwm@darkdork.dev

Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ Ritterkreuz 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

24w

@pwm @bigmattoidchimpin @Eiswald @Robert_Edwardly @UnityOstara @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid You have not analyzed the finer points of my Mustard doctrine.
West Point teach a class on it

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UnityOstara

24w

@Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @bigmattoidchimpin @Eiswald @Robert_Edwardly @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Hitler frowned on our mustard doctrine so...

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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ Ritterkreuz 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

24w

@UnityOstara @pwm @bigmattoidchimpin @Eiswald @Robert_Edwardly @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid it was actually the Sausage der Fuhrer hated

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Robert "Reading Rainbow" Edwardloid 🇷🇺

@bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social remote

24w

@UnityOstara @Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @bigmattoidchimpin @Eiswald @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid He had a killer moustache doctrine though

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Мат TL;DF MacShane

24w

@UnityOstara @pwm @Eiswald @Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Mustard was a weapon back then. He didn't want other people to get his superpowers.

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UnityOstara

24w

@Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Don't be gross! I'm speaking as a German about food, not a kink.

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Robert "Reading Rainbow" Edwardloid 🇷🇺

24w

@UnityOstara @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid >don't be gross

I thought we understood each other

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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ Ritterkreuz 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

24w

@UnityOstara @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid German food is like German comedy

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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ Ritterkreuz 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

24w

@UnityOstara @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid and Finnish food is like German food trying to do German comedy

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Sargeant S Laughter ✠ ✠ ✠ ✠ Ritterkreuz 🇮🇪 🇫🇮

24w

@UnityOstara @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid oi lads ☝️

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Robert "Reading Rainbow" Edwardloid 🇷🇺