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@putrid @pwm @graf @mothersmurfer he's not a jew doctor
You're NOT supposed to just stop taking the meds!
The shit they had me on years ago, I did just stop, I actually started getting these sudden electric shocks in my brain, like wtf lol
Coming off them is a slow process, especially with bennies
You're NOT supposed to just stop taking the meds!
The shit they had me on years ago, I did just stop, I actually started getting these sudden electric shocks in my brain, like wtf lol
Coming off them is a slow process, especially with bennies
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@Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @graf @mothersmurfer my doc definitely is jewish like phenotypically so. only jew i appreciate, i stop any med i get bad side effects from. like i said my cocktail now is specially curated. and i have 2 chronic pain conditions its not just mental stuff
@putrid @Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @graf @mothersmurfer ngl haven't seen a doctor in probably 20+ years besides one to confirm that I do indeed have a hernia
@Eiswald @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid I'm no expert, but I heard this thing about hernia operations that I thought was bullshit, then someone told me "that's not bullshit," and I found this. Trust your instincts is alls I'm sayin'.
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@bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid I thank God every day that I have a 'porn dick', if it shrunk it would be 'normal size'. The reason I won't get the surgery to fix it is Indians and niggers. There's no way in hell I'm going under the knife with Ramdick Jeetshit as my surgeon and Panqueefa "10 keeds" Jackson as his twerking nurse assistant.
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@Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Poast dick or gtfo
@Robert_Edwardly @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Only two(?) women have seen my dick and neither of them are on the fedi since the great incel rage purge drove a bunch of them off the platform. Gonna try to keep it that way.
@Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Good thing I'm not a woman then.
Poast that thang or forever be exposed as Eiswald, Inflater of Cocksize
Poast that thang or forever be exposed as Eiswald, Inflater of Cocksize
@Robert_Edwardly @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @mothersmurfer @putrid He probably dms his dick to guys on here don't let him try to tell you otherwise
@graf @Robert_Edwardly @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @Sargent_s_laughter @mothersmurfer @putrid Hey now, no need to tattle on me like that.
@Eiswald @graf @Robert_Edwardly @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid What one might call "sausage philanthropy".
@Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @graf @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Women are so stingy with pictures of themselves naked and we're giving it away for free without even being asked.
Who's *really* the empathic gender, fr
Who's *really* the empathic gender, fr
@Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Damn I could go for some nudes rn ngl
@graf @Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid On American Hangover Monday? Wow. I'd wait until Tuesday.
@graf @Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid I feel gross and probably smell icky and I just was watching Olympics. God only knows what Super Bowl sluts look like today. Especially after kitchen cleaning!
@UnityOstara @graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid The sheer tinyness of the amount it takes to make dudes happy remains unfathomable to the female mind.
@Robert_Edwardly @graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid We always overdo it.
@UnityOstara @graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid It's not that we don't appreciate the effort. It's that we just secretly like girls.
What's really sad is how many people don't want to invest any effort in anything at all anymore.
What's really sad is how many people don't want to invest any effort in anything at all anymore.
@Robert_Edwardly @graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Tbh. The lingerie is mostly for us.
@UnityOstara @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid 1.1 million fucking %
So is most of the dressing up.
If you have the "it" we like, we don't care if you're drenched in bbq sauce
So is most of the dressing up.
If you have the "it" we like, we don't care if you're drenched in bbq sauce
@Sargent_s_laughter @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid I happen to love bbq sauce. Don't threaten me with a good time!
@Sargent_s_laughter @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Some dudes would probably love that
@Robert_Edwardly @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid > Some dudes
Self insert 😆
Self insert 😆
@Sargent_s_laughter @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid I don't like condiments.
@Robert_Edwardly @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid yeah the jew always tryin to sell you timeshares on those
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@Sargent_s_laughter @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid my college roommate owned a shirt with bottles of ketchu/mayo/mustard on it that said "practice safe lunch"
@Robert_Edwardly @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid catsup isn't a condiment imo
mayo limited
Mustard hotdogs only (unless its for your bf's asshole to cover the smell of onions
mayo limited
Mustard hotdogs only (unless its for your bf's asshole to cover the smell of onions
@Sargent_s_laughter @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Honey Mustard on any type of sausage.
@UnityOstara @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Hope that's a euphemism
@Robert_Edwardly @bigmattoidchimpin @Eiswald @Sargent_s_laughter @UnityOstara @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid if a lady asked you, sausage in one hand honey mustard in the other, if she could, are you really going to tell her no?
@pwm @bigmattoidchimpin @Eiswald @Robert_Edwardly @UnityOstara @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid You have not analyzed the finer points of my Mustard doctrine.
West Point teach a class on it
West Point teach a class on it
@Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @bigmattoidchimpin @Eiswald @Robert_Edwardly @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Hitler frowned on our mustard doctrine so...
@UnityOstara @pwm @bigmattoidchimpin @Eiswald @Robert_Edwardly @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid it was actually the Sausage der Fuhrer hated
@UnityOstara @Sargent_s_laughter @pwm @bigmattoidchimpin @Eiswald @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid He had a killer moustache doctrine though
@UnityOstara @pwm @Eiswald @Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @mothersmurfer @putrid Mustard was a weapon back then. He didn't want other people to get his superpowers.
@Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Don't be gross! I'm speaking as a German about food, not a kink.
@UnityOstara @Sargent_s_laughter @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid >don't be gross
I thought we understood each other
I thought we understood each other
@UnityOstara @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid German food is like German comedy
@UnityOstara @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid and Finnish food is like German food trying to do German comedy
@Robert_Edwardly @UnityOstara @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid the modern female mind, they used to know this.
Polish his helmet, cook his food, shut up.
simples
Do that and we'll literally go to war to save you all
Polish his helmet, cook his food, shut up.
simples
Do that and we'll literally go to war to save you all
@graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid *sighs and starts to undress*
@Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid but will it show up on Poast monthly donations count
@Robert_Edwardly @graf @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid Keep the socks on
@MeltingStar @Robert_Edwardly @graf @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid oh yes, especially the socks
@graf @Robert_Edwardly @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer @putrid I don't have nudes, will Johnny's sink get you off?
@graf @Robert_Edwardly @Sargent_s_laughter @Eiswald @bigmattoidchimpin @pwm @mothersmurfer i mean i send u pics but ask me to be ur gf first. if u do ill send u every one ive ever taken ever