Anybody want to open a private investigation office with me? We won't actually do any investigating we're gonna sit in an office with venetian blinds wearing dress shirts and trench coats and shoulder holstered .38s drinking whiskey smoking cigarettes and monologuing
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@Racist_Columbo im down charlie brown
@Racist_Columbo can I have a transatlantic accent?
@Racist_Columbo "the dames aren't walking in, we must be doing something wrong"
@Racist_Columbo will we be calling every woman we have to interact with "toots"?
@Racist_Columbo I'm halfway there.
Throw in some cigars and a classic fedora and you’ve got a deal…
>Anybody want to open a private investigation office with me? We won't actually do any investigating we're gonna sit in an office with venetian blinds wearing dress shirts and trench coats and shoulder holstered .38s drinking whiskey smoking cigarettes and monologuing
I'll stop by weekly to replace the broken glass on the office door. You want frosted or pebbled? I've always wanted to do lettering in gold leaf.
I'll stop by weekly to replace the broken glass on the office door. You want frosted or pebbled? I've always wanted to do lettering in gold leaf.
@Racist_Columbo "At the moment she step into my office I knew this nut is hard to crack."
@Racist_Columbo I told him I'd do it, but it wouldn't be cheap, Zyns don't buy themselves. If I knew the trouble it would have started I would have switched to Ons
@Racist_Columbo "It was 10th day of rain and I was running low on cigars. Only thing left was whiskey in the jar. Cats were fighting in the alley. Then there was knock on the door. Finally, I thought, a customer. But no, it was my pizza Diavola with extra pineapple topping. They forgot the pineapple, again. They always forget the pineapple. Sigh."
@Racist_Columbo >What kind of place is this?
>"It's a re-enactment club, sir"
>"It's a re-enactment club, sir"