Anybody want to open a private investigation office with me? We won't actually do any investigating we're gonna sit in an office with venetian blinds wearing dress shirts and trench coats and shoulder holstered .38s drinking whiskey smoking cigarettes and monologuing
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@Racist_Columbo "It was 10th day of rain and I was running low on cigars. Only thing left was whiskey in the jar. Cats were fighting in the alley. Then there was knock on the door. Finally, I thought, a customer. But no, it was my pizza Diavola with extra pineapple topping. They forgot the pineapple, again. They always forget the pineapple. Sigh."
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