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37Were we the freest, most independent generation?
I check the box on almost all of this, except the stay in shadows part. I was the class clown as a kid, so kitchen clips for you gize are my replacement for that outlet…
Nowadays they have these "graduated" driver's licenses, and sixteen-year-olds are only allowed to have one passenger in the car with them.
Yep. I had my permit at 14 and never abused it. It occurred too me that I could do donuts in the mall parking lot in the snow, but I never did…
1985 Chevy Celebrity.....four doors, more whores.
Holy cow! I just remembered that my grandma had a red Chevy Celebrity.
Not joking
Yeah I remember the back set of that car well.
My other grandma refused too drive anything but a Cadillac. She is the one who spent my trust fund in vegas…
well that was nice of her. Kinda what happened when my gma died. Got screwed out of anything.
I have two cousins that hate me for getting half of our grandmas money and property…
My paternal Grandfather left me an Inland M1A1 carbine and 53 acres of land.
*in the days before ATVs he used a Moped to round up his cows and herd them from field to field.
My dad was a Marine. The cool thing about being a Marine is that your kids just handle business knowing that they are in the right…
Simple as…
I bet my dad out ranked yours.
You guys ever heard me sing that Jon’s Diner song???
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You bring a Chevy Conversion van too Honolulu full of all your tools.
You create a HandyMan webpage on Fever.Holdings
You die a millionaire…
Simple as.
Also, jonny, I don't handyman I paint.
Get in good with a local property management agency and they won't stop calling you to do shit
That’s strange. Your mom has seen my underwear…
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When I get a White board, I will color inside the lines for you, you gay, jew loving A.I. trainer…
First of all, quit capitalizing jew.
2nd, something tells me that your mom has those sidewinder titters i like…
Oh?
Well in that case, remember that kid in junior high who made you blow milk out your nose???
I will come too your town and buy you a bag of milk..
I have a worse story than the puke guy…
There was this nerd in my town who played baseball because his dad made him.
This nerd grew like 12 inches (hugeness) while he was dating a nerd girl.
The nerd girl (Tanna Clock) was a perfect specimen of a tiny female…
The nerd guy dumped Tanna Clock, because he is a tall guy now and thinks he can score better…
No.
Man, you are meaner than me.
I keep it local.
You want too go all the way too South Dakota and make fun of divorced gize that should be in the MBL.
Man, you are mean.
What’s today?
Full moon is in a week.
Chicks go full hormonal soon…
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21I don’t fight with cops.
I tell jew jokes in public.
I know you hate that, but that’s my thing thizzle.
I’ve had 10 homosexuals offer too buy me a phone.
FYI…
After you did it.
How do you even know 1 homo let alone ten.
He lives in Hawaii. Major domestic products are coffee, pineapples, diabetes and homosexuality.
This might be the last time you get too pick on drunk Jonny…
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Mother Nature taking care of business.
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don't forget liquor and maui wowie
Pass on the liquor, but the Kind is pretty good.
You are afraid too go too sleep from a MAN you gave a phone too?
I am the manliest man on your little thing here…