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50Were we the freest, most independent generation?
I check the box on almost all of this, except the stay in shadows part. I was the class clown as a kid, so kitchen clips for you gize are my replacement for that outlet…
Nowadays they have these "graduated" driver's licenses, and sixteen-year-olds are only allowed to have one passenger in the car with them.
Yep. I had my permit at 14 and never abused it. It occurred too me that I could do donuts in the mall parking lot in the snow, but I never did…
it's nice to be recognized. 🌉
Blocked on poast?
1985 Chevy Celebrity.....four doors, more whores.
I had no idea that my Jimmy was gonna be a collector’s item one day…
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Damn.
I like to scoff at the soft sciences, but this is weirdly kind of mostly spot-on.
Thanks, niggers.
Uh....you're welcome?
Holy cow! I just remembered that my grandma had a red Chevy Celebrity.
Not joking
Yeah I remember the back set of that car well.
Granny phucker
A grandmother fucker.
Its true then you can play slip and slide with her later. Shooting across the room naked weeeeeeee.
My other grandma refused too drive anything but a Cadillac. She is the one who spent my trust fund in vegas…
well that was nice of her. Kinda what happened when my gma died. Got screwed out of anything.
I have two cousins that hate me for getting half of our grandmas money and property…
My paternal Grandfather left me an Inland M1A1 carbine and 53 acres of land.
*in the days before ATVs he used a Moped to round up his cows and herd them from field to field.
My dad was a Marine. The cool thing about being a Marine is that your kids just handle business knowing that they are in the right…
Simple as…
I bet my dad out ranked yours.
You guys ever heard me sing that Jon’s Diner song???
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You bring a Chevy Conversion van too Honolulu full of all your tools.
You create a HandyMan webpage on Fever.Holdings
You die a millionaire…
Simple as.
Also, jonny, I don't handyman I paint.
Get in good with a local property management agency and they won't stop calling you to do shit
THEY NEVER STOP CALLING.
Also, eventually I want to stop doing the labor, i'm tired of it. I'm hoping I can be off the labor in 3-6 months. But in order to do that you have to train people.
Painting is simple to train. The actual skill of doing it passably, is like 1-3 months. Handy man work on the other hand is MUCH more complex. You have to learn how to do plumbing, hvac, panting, patching, eletrical, etc. You don't need deep knowledge, but you have to have broad knowledge of a lot of systems.
Much harder skill to train. Plus...on call...so thats an immediate "No"
bUt mOrE MoNeY
The midnight calls are not worth any amount of money...
That’s strange. Your mom has seen my underwear…
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When I get a White board, I will color inside the lines for you, you gay, jew loving A.I. trainer…
First of all, quit capitalizing jew.
2nd, something tells me that your mom has those sidewinder titters i like…
Remember when our guy won the World wrestling thing???
That was real.
Your mom loves wrestling…
Oh?
Well in that case, remember that kid in junior high who made you blow milk out your nose???
I will come too your town and buy you a bag of milk..
Please don’t take this phone from me…
I love this phone…
Yes. We had the sidewalk puker in my town. His name was Travis King. He is most likely a mover and shaker in my home town…