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Jonny's new place doesn't have a kitchen.....or a bathroom for that matter.

Why, indeed....

Needs moar ketchup.

My dude, @NoDoxGregBrady is gonna take all y'all down.

Granny phucker

???

Were we the freest, most independent generation?

My 16th birthday was on a Sunday, and the very next day I had my driver's license. Just a few weeks later I was driving 30 miles into the Big City, with five other teens in the car, going to the multiplex movie theater on a Saturday night.

Nowadays they have these "graduated" driver's licenses, and sixteen-year-olds are only allowed to have one passenger in the car with them.

1985 Chevy Celebrity.....four doors, more whores.

My paternal Grandfather left me an Inland M1A1 carbine and 53 acres of land.

He bought that M1A1 back in 1968, after he caught a couple guys trying to steal some of his cows. All he had at the time was a 20-gauge shotgun loaded with rocksalt, that he kept on a scabbard on his Moped scooter* for chasing off dogs.

*in the days before ATVs he used a Moped to round up his cows and herd them from field to field.

Strawberries on meat loaf cake?

Well, it's got a population of 200,000.....and it's like 48% black and 45% White.

He has kosher shirts.