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My mom called me while she was getting ready to go to the movies with my dad. I asked what they were going to see and she said The Odyssey so I laughed like an evil witch and told her that movie looks gay as hell and then I said that one of the characters was that tranny chick who is 5ft tall and my dad came into the phone and said "she's only in the movie for like 10 minutes and I'll just go take a shit and get some more popcorn" 
sure dad whatever you say
@madison @Shadowbroker2135 your dad's a tranny chaser...v sad...
My mom is actually very beautiful but is very vain, RIP
@madison @Shadowbroker2135 tell her to cut her hair short and dress like a man...
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18I don't wanna know how much money she spends on beauty products
@madison @Frondeur @Shadowbroker2135 Next episode of fedi springer, a fistfight between me and Tyler after I try to steal your mom. Somehow ellen page gets involved
My dad would go into a roid rage and kill you, soz 
@madison @Frondeur @Shadowbroker2135 Hope he shoots straight
@madison @Frondeur @Shadowbroker2135 I hope your dumb injuries are ok
If I put weight on left leg it feels like a cattle prod zaps me, but I am healing well. I can scoot around on the ground and pull myself up onto shit and do things. I've gotten very good at balancing on my right leg like a flamingo too. Surprise surprise 🦩
@madison @Frondeur @Shadowbroker2135 You and Tyler are good frens. Get better soon ok?
@Robert_Edwardly @madison @Shadowbroker2135 are mads and tyler really friends???
@Frondeur @madison @Shadowbroker2135 I think they do gross grown up things like kiss and hold hands.
I wanna do those...
@Robert_Edwardly @madison @Shadowbroker2135 the fedi is so weird...
Tyler asked me if I was retarded today
@madison @Frondeur @Robert_Edwardly @Shadowbroker2135 And were you?
He said I'm on drugs so it's making me retarded (pain meds and steroids)
SHE MAH MUHFUGGIH HOE BITCH DON'T YOU BE TAWKIN TO ME LIKE YOU ON SOME RUHLATIONSHIP COUNSELIN BULLSHIT NIGGA DASWHY YOU AIN BE GETTIN BITCHES NIGGA AWWAYS BE TRYNA ADVISE NIGGAS AND BE ON SOME SENSITIVE ASS BITCH SHIT 
Hopefully soon 🙏 thank you
You already know it, but you need to take it real easy there. You said something about tendons getting reattached -- those are slow to heal and they're delicate until they do.
I don't know how you manage a house full of kids, but get well, flamingo.
I don't know how you manage a house full of kids, but get well, flamingo.