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My mom called me while she was getting ready to go to the movies with my dad. I asked what they were going to see and she said The Odyssey so I laughed like an evil witch and told her that movie looks gay as hell and then I said that one of the characters was that tranny chick who is 5ft tall and my dad came into the phone and said "she's only in the movie for like 10 minutes and I'll just go take a shit and get some more popcorn" sure dad whatever you say

@madison @Shadowbroker2135 your dad's a tranny chaser...v sad...

My mom is actually very beautiful but is very vain, RIP

@madison @Shadowbroker2135 tell her to cut her hair short and dress like a man...

I don't wanna know how much money she spends on beauty products

@madison @Frondeur @Shadowbroker2135 Next episode of fedi springer, a fistfight between me and Tyler after I try to steal your mom. Somehow ellen page gets involved

My dad would go into a roid rage and kill you, soz

@madison @Frondeur @Shadowbroker2135 Hope he shoots straight

@madison @Frondeur @Shadowbroker2135 I hope your dumb injuries are ok

If I put weight on left leg it feels like a cattle prod zaps me, but I am healing well. I can scoot around on the ground and pull myself up onto shit and do things. I've gotten very good at balancing on my right leg like a flamingo too. Surprise surprise 🦩

@madison @Frondeur @Shadowbroker2135 You and Tyler are good frens. Get better soon ok?