"So yeah, Texas has to prove that this stabbing WASN'T self defense. I don't have to prove it was. Anyway Austin grabbed the knife out of my clients hand and said "Fuck you stupid nigger" and then jumped up with the tip against his chest and fell face down. This is clearly a case of ritual seppuku"
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Honestly this guy is based for clearly not giving a fuck. Public defenders are too overworked and too underpaid for this bullshit.
"Your honor, my client pleads whatever. I'm doing this for free. Fuck it he did it"
Thank you Cousel Gigalawyer, plea accepted
Thank you Cousel Gigalawyer, plea accepted
>Look I have 50 other cases and we have about 500 people who were right there and saw the whole thing, why the fuck are we even here? I'll just tie his noose myself.
I'm still dying that the only witness the defense called that didn't blow up in their face was impeached for lying
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3When you stab someone hard enough to crack their fucking sternum at a track meet in a tent for a school you don't even go to there isn't anything anyone can say to justify it that wouldn't be a lie unless he was getting boot partied and he clearly has zero injuries.
It wasn't even a good knife. The one they keep showing looks like he bought it from a fucking gas station. So its not even like they can be like "Well it just happened to be an especially good stabbing knife"
Imagine getting a perjury charge for this bullshit