Egregoros

"So yeah, Texas has to prove that this stabbing WASN'T self defense. I don't have to prove it was. Anyway Austin grabbed the knife out of my clients hand and said "Fuck you stupid nigger" and then jumped up with the tip against his chest and fell face down. This is clearly a case of ritual seppuku"

Honestly this guy is based for clearly not giving a fuck. Public defenders are too overworked and too underpaid for this bullshit.

"Your honor, my client pleads whatever. I'm doing this for free. Fuck it he did it"

Thank you Cousel Gigalawyer, plea accepted

>Look I have 50 other cases and we have about 500 people who were right there and saw the whole thing, why the fuck are we even here? I'll just tie his noose myself.