"So yeah, Texas has to prove that this stabbing WASN'T self defense. I don't have to prove it was. Anyway Austin grabbed the knife out of my clients hand and said "Fuck you stupid nigger" and then jumped up with the tip against his chest and fell face down. This is clearly a case of ritual seppuku"
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Honestly this guy is based for clearly not giving a fuck. Public defenders are too overworked and too underpaid for this bullshit.
"Your honor, my client pleads whatever. I'm doing this for free. Fuck it he did it"
Thank you Cousel Gigalawyer, plea accepted
Thank you Cousel Gigalawyer, plea accepted
>Look I have 50 other cases and we have about 500 people who were right there and saw the whole thing, why the fuck are we even here? I'll just tie his noose myself.
I'm still dying that the only witness the defense called that didn't blow up in their face was impeached for lying
Unironically should have been a bench trial. If I was on the jury for this shit I would be pissed that I have to go through this dog and pony show for the most obvious murder 1 in the last 5 years.
When you stab someone hard enough to crack their fucking sternum at a track meet in a tent for a school you don't even go to there isn't anything anyone can say to justify it that wouldn't be a lie unless he was getting boot partied and he clearly has zero injuries.
It wasn't even a good knife. The one they keep showing looks like he bought it from a fucking gas station. So its not even like they can be like "Well it just happened to be an especially good stabbing knife"
>My client pleads self-defense
>Objection your honor
>You can't object to a plea, Counsel
>... your honor with all due respect, are you fucking kidding me right now?
>sigh... Sidebar
>Objection your honor
>You can't object to a plea, Counsel
>... your honor with all due respect, are you fucking kidding me right now?
>sigh... Sidebar
Imagine getting a perjury charge for this bullshit
Imagine being told "you HAVE to defend this guy, he won't plead, he won't admit guilt, and he's blowing all of his money on cars and shoes. Good luck!"
Brought to you from the same cloning vat as the Swedish Minister for social affairs and public health.
I'll be at work whenever the verdict gets handed down so I'm dropping this now
It wouldnt be as bad if it wasnt for niggers
>daquan, they have your tiktok robbing the store and killing the clerk, just take the fucking plea deal
>daquan, they have your tiktok robbing the store and killing the clerk, just take the fucking plea deal
>public defenders when their clients are especially retarded and impulsive niggers
"Your honor, my client pleads whatever. I'm doing this for free. Fuck it he did it"
Thank you Cousel Gigalawyer, plea accepted
Thank you Cousel Gigalawyer, plea accepted