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They hate him because he wrote something that was actually new and his reddit post movie beat two of their biggest franchises. Actually I'm wrong, he didn't write it but it was still a new idea

Damn, those were great trolling tools

Why don't you transition in to getting some bitches nigga

"You were right to push back on this" is one of the greatest lines I've ever seen in any work document

Sometimes I'll see a car, or a computer, or hell even a coffee maker, and I'll think to myself "3000 years ago that was in the fucking ground. Some guy woke up one day, looked at a rock and started changing it. We eventually changed rocks so much that we could turn them in to this stuff" and even with the benefit of a White IQ it seems like some low level sorcery

It wasn't even a good knife. The one they keep showing looks like he bought it from a fucking gas station. So its not even like they can be like "Well it just happened to be an especially good stabbing knife"

Big brain move by Cornell, because there is a warning sign now they're off the hook

ADL: How the number 4 became a dog whistle of the alt right

Driving around neighborhoods and using unsecured printers to print every frame of the meatspin video making a hardcopy gif

When I quit the only office job I'd ever had at a trucking company I went computer to computer before the rest of the office was at work and changed all the computer homepages to meatspin. I never went back. I'm told it was hilarious

Out of everything a restaurant can sell coffee has the highest profit margin by far. Its like 90%. Soda is close. The fallout between 2 and 3 is massive. Coffee and soda are almost pure profit

Coffee shops are the ones that piss me off the worst. Turn their ipad at me asking for a tip on a cup of coffee they charge 7 bucks for with 29 cent in ingredients

I don't understand it. The waitress literally tells the cook what to make and carries the plate. She doesn't grow the grain for the bun, she doesn't raise or slaughter the cow for the burger. She doesn't harvest and cut the potatoes for the fries. She doesn't even cook it. Why should she get 25% of the cost of an item she had almost no role in making or preparing

I remember it being 10% but then again I live in South Carolina and we didn't get the 90s until 2008

It has. I don't know when percentage based tipping started here but when I was growing up you went and ate. If the service was good you tossed down 2-5 bucks and that was it. The tip wasn't expected to be based on your bill because paying someone more money to carry a plate with different food on it seemed insane

Its even worse than most people realize. They throw that 2.13 an hour at you and then fail to mention thats only how much they make if they get enough tips to make more. If they don't get enough tips to bring that to minimum wage they're supposed to report it and the restaurant is supposed to bring it to minimum wage

They do. I've literally never worked a food service job where they wouldn't fire you for reporting less than minimum wage in tips lol

Tipping is out of control and I say that as a person that used to work food service. There is a gas station here in town that has a tip jar. What possible fucking service could a gas station cashier provide that I would think "Wow that was above and beyond, better drop them a fiver"

If they work so "damn hard" why do you only pay them 2.13 an hour? Right because you know that wait staff can be replaced with a touch screen and an RC roomba