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was dehydrated to the point of being unable to wet my mouth at all on my long drive today and inhaled a metric ton of hickory smoke to the point where it coated my mouth throat and sinuses and once i got home hours later i tried drinking a ton of water to wash the taste that was driving me insane out but it refuses to go. my life is hickory smoke flavor now

@Paultron are you doing the shit where you try to avoid making a pit stop to go piss?

@prettygood @Paultron counterpoint, piss bottle

@pwm @Paultron just go fucking stop and piss you spend more time planning how to avoid stopping than you do from just fucking stopping.

@prettygood @Paultron I'll piss anywhere but I pretty much only shit at sit down restaurants and buccees