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if uma musume were real the horse girls would NOT have giant pendulous breasts, that is terrible for running.

@sun wouldn't it be giant cocks instead?

@ube only if they were male horses in which case regular horses do have giant dicks so I assume thats okay for running

@sun it probably does still worsen aerodynamics, but not as much, because it's a long pole and the body is already a flat wide shape, plus horse dicks are generally tucked in by their chest like on many animals anyways
but what do you mean only males have dicks???