if uma musume were real the horse girls would NOT have giant pendulous breasts, that is terrible for running.
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@ube only if they were male horses in which case regular horses do have giant dicks so I assume thats okay for running
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@sun it probably does still worsen aerodynamics, but not as much, because it's a long pole and the body is already a flat wide shape, plus horse dicks are generally tucked in by their chest like on many animals anyways
but what do you mean only males have dicks???
but what do you mean only males have dicks???
@ube I have to assume gender because horses thus far have not expressed gender preferences
@sun@shitposter.world @ube@tsundere.love a troon horse, troorse
@SpectralActivity @Ree @sun @rees i hate this, how can you fantasize about dating the horses with male competition? this is anti incel racism
@ube @SpectralActivity @Ree @rees I don't want to mentally model having to compete with someone with a literal horse dick