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was dehydrated to the point of being unable to wet my mouth at all on my long drive today and inhaled a metric ton of hickory smoke to the point where it coated my mouth throat and sinuses and once i got home hours later i tried drinking a ton of water to wash the taste that was driving me insane out but it refuses to go. my life is hickory smoke flavor now

@Paultron are you doing the shit where you try to avoid making a pit stop to go piss?

@prettygood @Paultron counterpoint, piss bottle

@pwm @Paultron just go fucking stop and piss you spend more time planning how to avoid stopping than you do from just fucking stopping.

@prettygood @pwm @Paultron you can tell niggas who have never road tripped with a woman, I now just assume I'm going to stop every 2 hours so she can drain her 3 ounce bladder

@sapphire @pwm @Paultron yeah, this. She's gonna need to pee, might as well stay hydrated, just pick up a new drink every stop, repeat.

@prettygood @pwm @Paultron I do typically preplan and buy a six pack of bottles and a bag of ice the night before (I need a new cooler though mines been in my yard since last summer so its green inside and out)

@sapphire @pwm @Paultron I try to be a good consoomer and at least buy a water/soda when I stop to pee so I'm not freeloading. It doesn't help that I get 30MPG in my car so I can't lean on buying gas as my crutch.

@prettygood @pwm @Paultron I really don't feel like buying a $1 soda for $3 just because the poor gigacorp used a tenth of a gallon of water on me

@sapphire @pwm @Paultron you're not wrong, but there's plenty of independent places I stop at too.