Zoomies dont even know man
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@DEERBLOOD nigga im a zoomer
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@putrid Youre almost 30, zoomers are like 20, 24 tops
@DEERBLOOD its 97 to 2012 or 2014, i was born in 99
@putrid @DEERBLOOD elder zoomer. gramma zoomie
@pwm @DEERBLOOD i'm not even at the peak
@putrid @DEERBLOOD it's a long slow march to the grave from 25, my friend
@pwm @DEERBLOOD for you. my life is great and i age backwards
@putrid @DEERBLOOD benjaminette button disease
@pwm @DEERBLOOD its called genetics and looksmaxxing
@pwm @DEERBLOOD increasing attractiveness
@putrid @DEERBLOOD I'm too ugly to know what the word meant apparently
@putrid Absolutely disgusting
@putrid That i get older and there are still young people, its total bullshit
@catmanmancat @putrid GET YOUR OLD ASS OUTTA HERE X'ER FILTH
@DEERBLOOD @putrid I AIN'T NO GEN X NIGGA. BETTER LOWER YOUR VOICE BEFORE I PUT YOU UP A FULL STEP ON THE NORWOOD SCALE.
@catmanmancat @putrid My head is freshly shaved im aerodynamic nigga you couldnt catch me
@DEERBLOOD @putrid Imma hold you down and turtle wax that melon.
@DEERBLOOD @putrid MF QUEERBLOOD TOOK A TRIP TO COPENSHAVEN THINKING HE CAN OUTRUN THE REAPER.
@DEERBLOOD @catmanmancat @putrid never underestimate a man capable of going mach 3 at a brisk walking pace
@putrid @DEERBLOOD Mfw I was 10 days away from being a zoomie
@putrid @DEERBLOOD The very tail end of 96 yes
@King_Noticer @putrid Youre and honors zoomie we the mileniall master race dont claim you
@DEERBLOOD @putrid You’re just jealous of my 6’2 frame and my full head of luscious fabio-esque locks
@Herman_Hetherington @DEERBLOOD you guys r genuinely mentally ill if you think 26 is old
@putrid @Herman_Hetherington @DEERBLOOD Not married with a couple of babies by 25? Welcome to hagville.
@putrid @adequate @DEERBLOOD Erm, this is a selection effect. More intelligent women give birth later. Waiting longer doesn't make your children smarter.
@Herman_Hetherington @adequate @DEERBLOOD what evidence do you have that these studies incorporated a selection effect
@putrid @DEERBLOOD What’s a “zoomer” ? 
@KingOfWhiteAmerica @DEERBLOOD generation/collective of ages born in certain period
@putrid @DEERBLOOD Made me think like Sonic the Hedgehog ngl