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@noyoushutthefuckupdad
Become white and use linux

@rusty_shackleford

@noyoushutthefuckupdad
i dont have this problem. Sounds like hes a retard.

@Dudebro @noyoushutthefuckupdad

Keep using jeet spyware then. Idgaf if youre too dumb or brown to use a real operating system lol

@rusty_shackleford @noyoushutthefuckupdad Linux is only free if your time is worthless.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @rusty_shackleford man(1)

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @rusty_shackleford
>Spend five hours creating the automated ball scratching machine
>Copy it endlessly to existing setups
>Copy it first thing to new setups
>Never have to scratch your balls manually ever again
>If you really want to there's a tool for that: cat ~/.local/bin/scratchmyballs.sh

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @rusty_shackleford Way I see it: either you [re]learn how to scratch your own balls or cope with the risk of letting somebody else scratch 'em for you.

@Dudebro @rusty_shackleford @noyoushutthefuckupdad only had this issue with Among Us cause they had/have a native linux version and at least at the time if the version number was the same across different OS’s, the game didnt think so. I didnt realize I was playing it natively at first but had to reinstall it with the Windows version to play with friends I was already in a call with

@idiot @rusty_shackleford @noyoushutthefuckupdad it's better than getting your balls scratched by the guy who gave his wife the STDs he got from Jeffrey Epstein

Let me use the dated meme for a joke. I know linux works on everything I need. I just have a woman in the house who is retarded and im not teaching her how to use it for as long as I can.

@Dudebro @rusty_shackleford @Lars @noyoushutthefuckupdad my mom runs debian bc all she needs is a chrome window

My wife likes to mod her girlslop games and im not putting in the effort to show her new paths to files.

@Dudebro @rusty_shackleford @noyoushutthefuckupdad I've been both and it feels so embarrassing but I'm not a cute girl I'm a fat hairy man

My deck fucked up edf 5 for like two hours in december trying to add the auto loot mod. I had to find a startup command line to make it rub correctly.

@Dudebro @rusty_shackleford @Lars @noyoushutthefuckupdad your wife is kino, gotta find a bitch like that ngl
anyway, yeah understandable

@mischievoustomato @rusty_shackleford @noyoushutthefuckupdad go to the lift heavy weights center and become fit hairy man

@Dudebro @rusty_shackleford @noyoushutthefuckupdad This literally happened to me the other day. Mind you I actually got it to work after a few minutes of my friends making fun of me, but no matter how good I've become at fixing Loonix I can't fix my skills so I kept dying in the game like some absolute fucking n00b.

@Dudebro @rusty_shackleford @noyoushutthefuckupdad @teto get em boy

@Dudebro @rusty_shackleford @noyoushutthefuckupdad me when I had to start my j*b and none of the windows apps were available on my linoox

Damm it, I started a hellthread. I should not have mentioned OSes; it's like a religious debate with internet spergs.

Not that I'm any different. I will argue about Jap porn cartoons for decades at a time.

@Dudebro @rusty_shackleford @Lars @noyoushutthefuckupdad @mischievoustomato
We just need a girl-proof girl-slop program a la Lutris or Heroic

@Dudebro @rusty_shackleford @Lars @noyoushutthefuckupdad @mischievoustomato girlslop games?

@noyoushutthefuckupdad But you'll take it instead of installing GNU/Linux-libre won't you?

@Dudebro @noyoushutthefuckupdad @rusty_shackleford You will get death threats for this from the Linux userbase.

I have witnessed this in real time at several occasions. Them niggas don't hang out no more.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad @rusty_shackleford

same thing is true for mac and windows. what constitutes ball scratching is different.
use something long enough and you stop wanting the things you cant get and eventually you forget you ever wanted them