Bro I am crying π
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@mushroom_soup He looks perfectly fine. Something doesn't add up.
@DC5FAN Unironically Russia probably bombed him (they bombed that factory the day he died)
Never leaving Twitter. The day that IT happens im gonna have to call off work so I can just browse Twitter laughing all day
I think the Russia theory is pretty good.
US was so embarrassed by the fact that Russia was able to get one of their senators, they resolved to make up a bullshit story and bury the whole thing.
Russia, realizing the bullshit story means there will be absolutely no escalation from the US side was like "absolutely fucking fine by me".
US was so embarrassed by the fact that Russia was able to get one of their senators, they resolved to make up a bullshit story and bury the whole thing.
Russia, realizing the bullshit story means there will be absolutely no escalation from the US side was like "absolutely fucking fine by me".
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@DC5FAN @mushroom_soup probably just GRIDS + age
@DC5FAN @mushroom_soup took an iskander from the back
cause of death: assplosion
