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@mushroom_soup He looks perfectly fine. Something doesn't add up.
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@DC5FAN Unironically Russia probably bombed him (they bombed that factory the day he died)
I think the Russia theory is pretty good.
US was so embarrassed by the fact that Russia was able to get one of their senators, they resolved to make up a bullshit story and bury the whole thing.
Russia, realizing the bullshit story means there will be absolutely no escalation from the US side was like "absolutely fucking fine by me".
US was so embarrassed by the fact that Russia was able to get one of their senators, they resolved to make up a bullshit story and bury the whole thing.
Russia, realizing the bullshit story means there will be absolutely no escalation from the US side was like "absolutely fucking fine by me".
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@DC5FAN @mushroom_soup probably just GRIDS + age
@suquili @mushroom_soup Probably just beating off to the usual gay porn.
@DC5FAN @mushroom_soup It's funny that it's never been officially confirmed he was a fag but I'm curious if it'll finally all come out (pun intended) now that he's dead
@suquili @mushroom_soup Dandy. Cmon have some respect.
@DC5FAN @mushroom_soup took an iskander from the back