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:nyndance2: 33 year old loser transfem (yep)
What else is there to even put here. I like monkeys and apes and all primates in general. You may have seen me on my self hosted single user instance where I also go by monkey. I like a lot of kinds of music like ambient, smooth jazz, rnb, rap, and a lot more.

I also really like internet horror and horror in general.

D00M!!!!

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It's basically the hosts going on a tangent about someone opening a millennial burger restaurant.

>The slogan of the restaurant is "abandon all hunger ye who enter here"
>It's called famburger cause every customer is family
>"Do you want fries with truffle oil? It's just a $7 upcharge"
>"You can make your burger bison with a $14 upcharge!"
>Try one of our boozy shakes! We don't really have a liquor license though, so it's a BYOL scenario. You just gotta drink it on the patio. Whatever happens there isn't our problem
>Erm, you want us to put on basketball? Sorry we don't do sportsball. But we do have a harry Potter marathon going on right now!