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Puking them up in the work restroom groyper

Shoulda gone for the 5lb bag of Haribo bears instead.

Gummy bear shits aren't pleasant.

but preferable to lifesavers gut-soup barfs

He even holds it sideways

I don't see the point of this.

Is that better than putting 400 wint-o-green lifesavers in your butt?

@matty The Virgin Zoomer lifesaver hoper vs the Chad millennial Werther's truster

@matty sugars don't become fat if you burn the energy immediately simply down 10 lbs of sugar and then deadlift a truck

Packaging might say "Life Preserver"? Retards like this are why Asians write "not for other use".
[thumps on padding]
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@matty sugars don't become fat if you burn the energy immediately simply down 10 lbs of sugar and then deadlift a truck