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"Of all the kids I've worked with, you're the most motivated"

I'm a grown ass woman with a retirement account and my own employees, I ain't nobody's fucking kid.

@maid he would be like the dilbert meme of the slackware guy going "here's a penny kid, get yourself a better operating system" except he can't even exit vim

@shibao I LITERALLY HAD TO TEACH HIM HOW TO EXIT VIM TODAY

@maid @shibao he works in IT and doesnt know how to search the internet or rtfm?

@Lars @shibao he didn't think to do that and instead started to look like he was about to pound on his keyboard when spamming CTRL+C didn't work

@maid @shibao the only thing you should teach him is ‘man’

@Lars @shibao I lost so much respect for the guy when I had to remind him that a leading / in a directory is indicating that it's at the root of the FS. And yeah, I also found out today that he doesn't know what a manpage is. And yet he wants to make a complicated system so well documented, "anyone off the street could do it"

These people are suicidal workaholic babies man.

@maid @Lars @shibao I worked with a unix admin once who lost his shit that I connected to a mail server with telnet to test it by manually sending smtp commands because "it's not a telnet server"

@sun @Lars @shibao "admin" is doing allot of heavy lifting in that sentence

@maid @Lars @shibao he knew how to use smitty on ibm aix and that was it.