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@maid @shibao the only thing you should teach him is ‘man’

@Lars @shibao I lost so much respect for the guy when I had to remind him that a leading / in a directory is indicating that it's at the root of the FS. And yeah, I also found out today that he doesn't know what a manpage is. And yet he wants to make a complicated system so well documented, "anyone off the street could do it"

These people are suicidal workaholic babies man.

@maid @Lars @shibao I worked with a unix admin once who lost his shit that I connected to a mail server with telnet to test it by manually sending smtp commands because "it's not a telnet server"

@sun @Lars @shibao "admin" is doing allot of heavy lifting in that sentence

@maid @Lars @shibao he knew how to use smitty on ibm aix and that was it.

@sun @Lars @shibao echo "/usr/bin/vim" | sudo tee -a /etc/shells > /dev/null && sudo usermod -s /usr/bin/vim dumbass is the most entertaining option at this point

@maid @Lars bro that man is a hazard you gotta report it with your boss

nah, I just let people like that have enough rope to hang themselves with. I'm a rope salesman, not a hangman.