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for everyone's safety I would vastly prefer if you did not do that

I have to clean the carb in the go-kart tomorrow

go-karts are not food madison they do not have carbs

The sand storm messed it up and it got stuck full throttle and wouldn't brake unless I flipped the kill switch. now I have to learn how to do the carb thing

The WHAT messed it up? 🧐

The sand!! I'm a sand nigga now. Call me Gaara

You expect me to believe that this caused the go-kart to malfunction?

VERBOTEN !!!!

No I'm letting it grow below my butt

So you can use it if the roll runs out? Good thinking!

It's 2026 my nigga. Its time everyone has a bidet.

Any toilet can be a bidet with enough cherry-bombs.

Ok you stinky-ass-haver

I'MMA SLAP YAW WHOLE FACE YAW TRYNA MAKE ME FINNA BOUTTA YAW HEAR ME YET WHYBOY YAW GON DIE TONIGHT

That doesn't exist, you might just have colorectal cancer.​

So funny story, it deals with an old work facility, there was a coworker who came down with a severe case of hemorrhoids and anal fissures and you can put two and two together and figure out why.

How very Irish of you to say me boy

I refuse to use a bidet but I do shower after every time I shit

nigga it's the rural midwest nobody has a bidet toilet paper works fine.

I would be showering 20 times a day! 😩 ​

on days I leave the house before 6am I shit once a day, on days I leave the house at 8am or later I typically shit twice a day