Egregoros

@f0x Idk what the hell I'm doing with dating

@kernow @f0x just say bluntly that you like older women.

@MK2boogaloo @f0x I'm beginning to change my mind about older women. they immediately pin you to a couch if they set their sights on you

@kernow @f0x uwooogh.

@MK2boogaloo @f0x being predated upon by someone you don't fancy is not fun

@kernow @MK2boogaloo he has no concept of "no", he's a monkey man.

@f0x @kernow I am serious.

@MK2boogaloo @kernow i didn't know that could happen

@kernow @f0x oh I thought you mean someone that you like.

@kernow @f0x @MK2boogaloo That's why you gotta take the initiative: Cannibalize them first.

@kernow @f0x @MK2boogaloo neeed

@kernow i think thats stupid so im not following it

@f0x how can I be polite but blunt about it

@kernow i don't think my advice on what to do will apply (lady charm makes this go differently, typically)

@f0x well how do you handle things then

@kernow i have a pretty simple romantic philosophy. I've also not succeeded yet so yakno.

1. always say what you mean.
2. be patient and caring and all that.
3. keep in mind that your time is precious

Not that it's less so for men, but you guys get to fumble romantically without it super mattering for 20-30 years more than women (not socially, but medically)

@kernow @f0x one time some girl gave me advice for flirting and it was just straight up sexual harrassment

@kernow @f0x "excuse me ma'am, I couldn't help but notice your refined manners and slender but toned body, would you like to grab a croissant first thing tomorrow morning?"