I fell asleep somehow again and I actually had a dream but it was about a hungarian ex from like 15 years ago and I had to piss and somehow ended up at her parents house but all her siblings were finnish. Woke up and I didn't piss and I don't have to piss. What does it mean? I need a pint
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38Now I want rice crispy squares
It's a dream exclusive piss. It went away because you woke up, but the next time you fall asleep, you'll piss.
Does it mean I'm supposed to bang my ex from 15 years ago? I could probably find her
You might know that Finns and Hungarians are closely related to each other, they're both part of the Finno-Ugric language group and originally came out of the Ural mountains.
Did she have a big hairy bush? Anyway it sounds like a good dream who cares what it means
I thought they you said they had all gotten fat.
edit: the girl that came after her worked for the beer store so we could get beer when the store was closed. that shit was cash but she was chilean and fucking crazy. pic related, beer store managers key
no fat chicks jonny not even at my most desperate would I do that. dinner, sure. "it was nice seeing you"
She cat fished me. She walked right past me at the airport because she got so fat I didn’t even notice her. Sad
Its not funny. I spent $1,000 and had too take gas station dick pills
Look on the bright side at least you didn't get AIDS
Seems like it would be cheaper as well....next time just buy a couple chocolate cakes
if I could I would be doing that shit everywhere
Sorry Jonny but that's undeniably funny
Jonny likes "40+ BMI white latinas".
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