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@peepeepoopoocahcah1 can one of you niggers explain to me how mines in a fucking BODY OF WATER are supposed to work
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@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 you bury them in the water about three inches down and when the ship steps on them they explode.
@Shadowbroker2135 @peepeepoopoocahcah1 BOATS HAVE FEET?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 webbed feet
@Shadowbroker2135 @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 How else would they paddle around
@graf @Shadowbroker2135 boat feet, also called out riggers. rigger please.
@peepeepoopoocahcah1 @Shadowbroker2135 nigger this is just a water ski for anything doesnt have to be a boat
>naval mines
I really really REALLY want to build one. Spherical propane tank. Flanges. Yard art.
I really really REALLY want to build one. Spherical propane tank. Flanges. Yard art.
@graf @Shadowbroker2135 @peepeepoopoocahcah1 and those feet have feet too, and those feet have feet too, and those
@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 they can either be contact mines or detect the change in magnetic flux of a ship passing by. Basically that thing that makes magnets point at big pieces of metal and not just at north, large ferromagnetic objects disturb the magnetic field in a detectable way. It's like 100 year old tech tbh.
@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 Imagine your penis (submarine) running into a buoyant metal ball of steel that is being held down by a chain and is filled with explosives (women with herpes). Once your dick hits that unprotected your submarine is filled with holes (exploding blisters)
@PankoPoster @peepeepoopoocahcah1 thank you for reminding me to stay away from my ex
@PankoPoster @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 is this what the ship girls fetish is???
Never having coitus again
@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 a collision with a mine probably "shocks" a component (acceleration), perhaps some sort of compressor or something and that's like pulling the pin on a grenade which it seems would spark light a fuse that goes to the main explosives
@GrungeQueef @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 WW2 mines used magnetic detonator. I don't know about modern mines but the principle is probably the same since boats are still made of steel
@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 the chinese and russians have these mines that are on the bottom of the sea and have acoustic and magnetic sensors then they shoot a rocket up to the surface of the water to hit whatever triggered them...
@Frondeur @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 A US Navy vessel has already been struck by an Iranian mine in the past.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Samuel_B._Roberts_(F...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Samuel_B._Roberts_(F...
No I can't but I do have beer
@graf magnets nigga
@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 Mines work by creating pockets of gas, which do not provide buoyancy to ships; hitting a mine would be like removing the section of mattress under your lower back while a fat girl is riding you. It's actually the same thing with torpedos: torpedos don't actually hit a ship, they explode underneath it, causing damage to the keel of the ship through its own weight.
@christmasman @graf and here i just thought they blew shit up
@christmasman @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 The mine or torpedo usually also shoots the ship out of the water then it lands back down on the pocket of empty space while the back and front of the boat land on solid water. more like breaking something over your knee but in reverse
@graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 you dig the seafloor for shiny rock