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Crepe myrtles, hell yeah.
It's just a tree, Jesus.
@Owl @ins0mniak "it's just a flag, Jesus"
That's significantly different, that flag was deliberately made, not chosen, to be a symbol of urbanite filth nonsense, it's the ultimate symbol of being wholly domesticated. Proving your fealty to their insidious, anti-human programming by displaying this flag, representative of values in modernity, is the acceptance of your domestication.
The tree is just a configuration of natural existence, chosen by the urbanites.
The tree is just a configuration of natural existence, chosen by the urbanites.
@Owl @ins0mniak provenance be damned if someone beats you with a solid branch or a metal club the outcome is the same.
The crepe myrtle is planted because it grows fast in areas that have been clear cut of old growth to build goypens for niggercattle
If there anything bigger than a shrub in your section 8 development it's a fucking crepe myrtle.
If you live in a gated neighborhood in a new house and have anything other than grass hopped up on amphetamines so it's green 365 days a year, it's a crepe myrtle
The crepe myrtle is the rot that eats us from both ends and just because you don't give a fuck doesn't mean that it isn't.
The crepe myrtle is planted because it grows fast in areas that have been clear cut of old growth to build goypens for niggercattle
If there anything bigger than a shrub in your section 8 development it's a fucking crepe myrtle.
If you live in a gated neighborhood in a new house and have anything other than grass hopped up on amphetamines so it's green 365 days a year, it's a crepe myrtle
The crepe myrtle is the rot that eats us from both ends and just because you don't give a fuck doesn't mean that it isn't.
@pwm @ins0mniak @Owl I hate crepe myrtles they're everywhere and they're ugly I only hate bradofrd pears more
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50Why the hell would I pay attention to anything?
>He thinks this is me paying attention
You're like the screaming child in the back seat fighting with his sibling, I'm just hunched over the wheel.
You're like the screaming child in the back seat fighting with his sibling, I'm just hunched over the wheel.
I am also drunk.
@bajax @ins0mniak @Owl functional paradigm best paradigm (JK I hate functional programming languages)
I mean I used to get drunk at work. Here's a tough fact of life: as long as you're good at your job, nobody cares what you do or say to people for the most part.
@Owl @pwm @ins0mniak it's true. I'm in a similar kind of situation at my job right now.
the only thing they won't let me do is my job correctly
the only thing they won't let me do is my job correctly
There was one time when my immediate supervisor at the time caught me slipping up on a report for embalming (it requires several details, like where did you inject from, how much embalming fluid did you use, what did you do to the body, etc.) and one of the things you have to list as ridiculous as this sound is which company made the fluid that you used. I completely left this blank and I got my ass chewed out for it and was told to stop drinking on the job, like directly. A week passed and it was business as usual.
Nobody cares if you're their go-to.
Nobody cares if you're their go-to.
@Owl @bajax @ins0mniak people hate awkwardness and you can get away with a lot that they could put the kibosh on with but an uncomfortable conversation if they had the stones
@Owl can relate! Currently I’m the only one on my shift who knows even the controls on certain machines, much less what to look for to guarantee good operation (the go-to). Supervisor doesn’t care that I get snappy with the operators for not trying to learn @bajax @pwm @ins0mniak
Everybody else is a lazy sack of shit, if that's the worst they experience tough for them.
@Owl oh yeah I try telling myself that theirs is a job that’s entry-level now and I’m literally playing the role of older co-worker who’s an asshole but it doesn’t work. @bajax @pwm @ins0mniak
@ins0mniak @pwm @Owl I mean, being an urbanoid I can kinda understand it's all you know of as "nature"
but none of these bred to hell and back brachycephalic nursery plants can compare with the majesty of an old growth oak or even a fucking pine
but none of these bred to hell and back brachycephalic nursery plants can compare with the majesty of an old growth oak or even a fucking pine
@ins0mniak @bajax @Owl you're gaudy and vapid in spite of your wealth. It didn't and could never buy sophistication, only ready distraction by shiny objects
@ins0mniak @bajax @Owl ngl the aldi fake make clone beers are quite acceptable
The hard root beer one was good for a park iirc
The hard root beer one was good for a park iirc
@ins0mniak @bajax @Owl I got spoiled on good wine a long time ago and can't do the 2 buck chuck or whatever they call it. My parents go ga-ga for that shit tho, poor bastards
@awl @bajax @ins0mniak @Owl literally never bothered.
When I buy wine it's for a particular dish for a particular meal. You buy box wine to just have wine around, which I never do.
When I buy wine it's for a particular dish for a particular meal. You buy box wine to just have wine around, which I never do.
@pwm pretty much can confirm; the Sardinians I lived with for a while only had boxed wine but we drank it for most meals. @bajax @ins0mniak @Owl
@awl @bajax @ins0mniak @Owl if you're having it with every meal it's probably the economical choice but even like a 10-12 dollar bottle (josh sellers is a good one in that range) will serve that function for me if I need to entertain or something
@pwm yes I did not carry this over to personal life. I buy a bottle, like you, to serve with a particular dish (usually steak) and we finish it within that day/evening. @bajax @ins0mniak @Owl
@awl @bajax @ins0mniak @Owl two people can polish off a bottle no prob.
I'd feel weird doing it by myself
I'd feel weird doing it by myself
@pwm yeah that’s why before we moved in together, I never drank ever. Better to not have the temptation right in front of me. @bajax @ins0mniak @Owl
@awl @bajax @ins0mniak @Owl I try never to drink alone. Soooometimes I'll pour a hefty glass of something and play some vidya but usually I'm in a mumble call, or drinking with someone, or out at a bar (I count being by myself at a bar because of the monetary cost being so high comparatively)
@pwm hey if it doesn’t get you in trouble or if you don’t have a problem I hold no scorn of people who drink alone. I am a problem if I drink. @bajax @ins0mniak @Owl
@awl @bajax @ins0mniak @Owl a couple years ago it got a little dicey and I had to get stricter about the spirit of my policy.
I was downing a pitcher of beer by myself and not feeling much. Cut way back and my tolerances and wallet are in much better shape
I was downing a pitcher of beer by myself and not feeling much. Cut way back and my tolerances and wallet are in much better shape