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Crepe myrtles, hell yeah.
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@ins0mniak @Owl fuck you urbanite
@ins0mniak @Owl yeah let me roll this automobile real quick
It's just a tree, Jesus.
@Owl @ins0mniak "it's just a flag, Jesus"
@Owl @ins0mniak the symbols of the oppressor must be destroyed. No quarter for ignorance
@ins0mniak @Owl it's a weed that they planted and told you it was a tree
That's significantly different, that flag was deliberately made, not chosen, to be a symbol of urbanite filth nonsense, it's the ultimate symbol of being wholly domesticated. Proving your fealty to their insidious, anti-human programming by displaying this flag, representative of values in modernity, is the acceptance of your domestication.
The tree is just a configuration of natural existence, chosen by the urbanites.
The tree is just a configuration of natural existence, chosen by the urbanites.
@Owl @ins0mniak provenance be damned if someone beats you with a solid branch or a metal club the outcome is the same.
The crepe myrtle is planted because it grows fast in areas that have been clear cut of old growth to build goypens for niggercattle
If there anything bigger than a shrub in your section 8 development it's a fucking crepe myrtle.
If you live in a gated neighborhood in a new house and have anything other than grass hopped up on amphetamines so it's green 365 days a year, it's a crepe myrtle
The crepe myrtle is the rot that eats us from both ends and just because you don't give a fuck doesn't mean that it isn't.
The crepe myrtle is planted because it grows fast in areas that have been clear cut of old growth to build goypens for niggercattle
If there anything bigger than a shrub in your section 8 development it's a fucking crepe myrtle.
If you live in a gated neighborhood in a new house and have anything other than grass hopped up on amphetamines so it's green 365 days a year, it's a crepe myrtle
The crepe myrtle is the rot that eats us from both ends and just because you don't give a fuck doesn't mean that it isn't.
Listen here. It is fucking pretty. Can I just not enjoy the f***ing plant?
I unironically listen to Mayhem, I know I have bad taste. But I'm unabashed in myself.
@Owl @ins0mniak
< I hate crepe myrtles and you should too
> But why, pwm
< Explains
> I still like them though
Bah humbug
< I hate crepe myrtles and you should too
> But why, pwm
< Explains
> I still like them though
Bah humbug
I didn't ask "but why."
@ins0mniak @Owl have I mentioned they stink like fish when they bloom?
Corpse flower literally smells like a dead body when it blooms. I'd still own one.
@Owl @ins0mniak that's because you're an edgy, contrarian, owl
No, it's because unique things are nice, even if they have drawbacks sometimes. Not all things, but some things.
@Owl @ins0mniak if you say so, dummy
@ins0mniak @Owl nuh uh, mastodon is that way ------>>
Oh I actually need to check on Mastodon and my accounts there.
@ins0mniak @Owl rvtvrn to the sea, fishe
@ins0mniak @Owl You're gay
@ins0mniak @Owl let me dial the medium real quick
@pwm @ins0mniak @Owl I hate crepe myrtles they're everywhere and they're ugly I only hate bradofrd pears more
Why the hell would I pay attention to anything?
>He thinks this is me paying attention
You're like the screaming child in the back seat fighting with his sibling, I'm just hunched over the wheel.
You're like the screaming child in the back seat fighting with his sibling, I'm just hunched over the wheel.
I am also drunk.
@bajax @ins0mniak @Owl functional paradigm best paradigm (JK I hate functional programming languages)
I mean I used to get drunk at work. Here's a tough fact of life: as long as you're good at your job, nobody cares what you do or say to people for the most part.