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I remembered to leave the faucets running last night so the pipes didnt explode but sadly I forgot to do the same for my penis and that shit burst my dudes

@DEERBLOOD We need 50ccs of bleachers STAT

@egirlyuumimain No Satan i will NOT touch my penis, im going to play fallout new Vegas instead

@DEERBLOOD He's already lost
There was nothing we could do really

@egirlyuumimain Gf was complaining about her pregnancy again last night saying she's never doing this again so she'll never let me touch her again after the baby is born im a trvcell now

Don't worry about it, women forget how awful pregnancy is and then get baby crazy and want another one

@madison @egirlyuumimain I hope so!

@madison @egirlyuumimain She sat on the floor last night for a minute to play the cat then she couldnt stand up without me giving her uppies

She's Cantonese right? So she's naturally smol and has your big Italian baby in her.

@madison @egirlyuumimain Im like, 1/8th italian (one italian great grandparent). Im mostly Alsatian but the point remains

Baby is large. Gf said she feels like a whale

all the better when she decides to go whaling..........

Wtf I should have been asking Owl all along if I could join the Mafia instead of you Deerblood

I'm more Italian than him, having a direct lineage from Italy and having lived there. He's Domino's, I'm the bistro on the corner whose name you can't pronounce.

Owl can I pretty please get initiated into the Mafia, just ignore the part about France I'm sure it's wrong

@madison @Owl @egirlyuumimain We're both northern/central Italian. You'll need to find a Sicilian

I'm part Sicillian, mads. lol You're in. 👌