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I still neeeed this outfit, but I cannot find the right boots. 🍂

Yes but can you run in them?

They're perfect. She won't be able to get away from you.

Please, if she stays near me for 10 minutes, she's decided she ain't leaving.

🫅

I got a new phone and half the emojis look ghey. Sorry Dagnar.

You know you can edit posts, right?

Yeah, but I don't know how to change the emojis on my phone. I'm boomer af about shit like that. I'm trying to avoid "Boomer Confirmed" status while being laughed at or I'd ask my niece to show me.

That's why I never use those things. I remember when phone meant having a coiled wire you had to stand on a chair and hold up so it could unwind and untangle. I remember when you had to move a disc from a certain number and memorize numbers too! Fuck those spyware platforms!

I, uh, still memorize almost everyone's phone numbers (& birthdays!). It's part of my 'tism. Remember party lines?? "Only answer the double-ring, not one. That's the neighbor's..." lol 😆

I heard about the neighbor dying by being under a car jacked up inappropriately through the party line. 😭

That's a bad way to go. It almost happened to me once pulling the transmission out of my truck, but the God of Shade Tree Mechanics spared me. My friend was paying enough attention to render aid.

Remember those ratchet jacks? Things were dangerous as fuck. I saw a guy get impaled through the chest when it slipped and it shot outwards.