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@Hyperhidrosis hang on, is avocado a fruit, or a vegetable? or is it actually something else?
@genmaicha fruit technically
but doesn't matter
it's a filthy plant
i don't eat plants
I only eat hot chip
but doesn't matter
it's a filthy plant
i don't eat plants
I only eat hot chip
@horchata @Hyperhidrosis @genmaicha God: I have created this weird ass fruit specifically for camels, the plant has the right height and nutrients and an awkward core that across the animal kingdom, only fits the mouth structure of camels.
Camels: *fuck off to Asia across the ice*
American human tribes: "oooh weird fruit!"
Camels: *fuck off to Asia across the ice*
American human tribes: "oooh weird fruit!"
@nerthos @horchata @Hyperhidrosis in north america there's a fruit called osage orange that some people think was evolved to be eaten by extinct megafauna
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maclura_pomifera
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maclura_pomifera
@genmaicha @horchata @Hyperhidrosis @nerthos My neighbors had one of these trees. The fruit looks like a yellow brain, and the ones they had grew to the size of a softball. It's such a weird plant.
@horchata @Hyperhidrosis @genmaicha Are you retarded? these plants grow only in america, only american tribes would have access to them
@horchata @Hyperhidrosis @genmaicha You called me racist out of nowhere, and while that is a compliment to me, I know you don't intend it as such
@nerthos @Hyperhidrosis @genmaicha @horchata you're not a real racist until you have a brown girlfriend
@fluffy @horchata @Hyperhidrosis @genmaicha If I was into browns I'd hit on the venezuelan tomboy from work