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"If you had to guess, when would you say you'd be home from the Crusades?"
>Honey its Gods ordained military campaign
>But what are you feeling when you will be back
>But what are you feeling when you will be back
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>It's the hundred years war
>Sooooo like a week?
>Sooooo like a week?
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>This is a war between England and France
>Ooh can you pick up some crepes
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>Ooh can you pick up some crepes
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>Honey I have to go fight for our lord in the War of the Roses
>Oh so you can go to war when it's roses for other people, hmmph
>Oh so you can go to war when it's roses for other people, hmmph
>No honey its the house of the roses
>OH SO NOW THEY EVEN GET A HOUSE, I CANT EVEN GET A SINGULAR ROSE
>OH SO NOW THEY EVEN GET A HOUSE, I CANT EVEN GET A SINGULAR ROSE
>Honey I have to go to the battle of Stamford Bridge
>Where will that be at exactly?
>Stamford Bridge
>Oh
>Where will that be at exactly?
>Stamford Bridge
>Oh
@Dudebro @CobaltSasquatch @Goalkeeper @TrevorGoodchild >that trash bag ex girlfriend of yours wont be there will she!?
>>why would she be in a combat zone
>because she's a whore!
>>why would she be in a combat zone
>because she's a whore!
>I have to take our oldest son with me
>OH ABSOLUTELY NOT HE IS NOT MISSING LESSONS OVER SOME "WAR"
>OH ABSOLUTELY NOT HE IS NOT MISSING LESSONS OVER SOME "WAR"
@Dudebro @Goalkeeper @CobaltSasquatch @TrevorGoodchild we can't go anywhere and have any fun anymore
before cell phones we had it made!
before cell phones we had it made!