You are talking to a nigger. Please tell me all about my people and how nigger-fied they are.
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> opens thread
> sees mushroom soup being a leftist again
> nopes the fuck out
> sees mushroom soup being a leftist again
> nopes the fuck out
@matty @Dagnar @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Xenophon @KingOfWhiteAmerica @adequate @mushroom_soup @reallyangry A group of us "racists" took her to Oktoberfest and she behaved. I dunno why she can't be normal online
girls not wanting attention challenge level
@Xenophon @graf @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @matty @KingOfWhiteAmerica @adequate @reallyangry you know, before i posted that review i thought 'is fedi going to be mature enough to accept a review that isn't 'ew gross black people yucky?'' and somehow i thought it would be
I think it's entirely reasonable to be upset at the bastardization of your history by Hollywood. You know where you are, right?
@matty @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @KingOfWhiteAmerica @adequate @graf @reallyangry you know that the spongebob squarepants movie was an adaption of the odyssey right
I have not watched either of them so I don't know if this is an attempt at sass or if you're being genuine.
@matty @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @KingOfWhiteAmerica @adequate @graf @reallyangry Idk how to tell you this but the SpongeBob movie a loose but obvious adaptation of the Odyssey
Did you know Scooby-Doo is a loose adaptation of Sherlock Holmes?
Did you know Lord of the Rings is a loose adaptation of the Hero's Journey?
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@Dagnar @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Xenophon @matty @KingOfWhiteAmerica @adequate @graf @reallyangry the spongebob movie has the lotus eaters, the sirens, the bag of winds (given to the hero by his patron goddess) and a cyclops. it's a much more obvious adaptation than them both just being hero journeys
@mushroom_soup @Dagnar @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Xenophon @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry So what you’re saying is a SpongeBob episode is more faithful to Homer’s original, than Nolan’s concoction. Good to know 
@KingOfWhiteAmerica @Dagnar @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Xenophon @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry I don't think this is what homer was envisioning, no
@mushroom_soup @Dagnar @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Xenophon @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry Of course the idea of adapting an ancient narrative into an entirely different contemporary narrative paradigm is one of those things entirely beyond a woman‘s ability to grasp. Keep this up I might actually start to think you’re female 😂
jews were always farming the Bible for tv show plots back in the 50s and 60s
"jews were always farming the Bible for tv show plots back in the 50s and 60s"
You may or may not remember this, but it was FUNNY AF. To me back then anyway...these are a couple of the most talented jews in entertainment of all time.
Just sayin'...obviously, Carl's son was a huge POS. Remember when politics was rarely injected into entertainment? I do. The world was a better place back then.
You may or may not remember this, but it was FUNNY AF. To me back then anyway...these are a couple of the most talented jews in entertainment of all time.
Just sayin'...obviously, Carl's son was a huge POS. Remember when politics was rarely injected into entertainment? I do. The world was a better place back then.
I'll give Mel Brooks this: he was never truly subversive as a rule. He took shots at jews as much as he did anyone else, and never really made anyone look that bad.
Also, he made Nazis fun and engaging, which was weird.
Also, he made Nazis fun and engaging, which was weird.
Mel Brooks is a jew I would let live.
Along with the Coen brothers, as long as they keep between the lines.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coen_brothers
Along with the Coen brothers, as long as they keep between the lines.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coen_brothers
@UnCL3 @Dagnar @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Xenophon @matty @KingOfWhiteAmerica @graf @mushroom_soup @reallyangry Coen Bros retelling of The Odyssey was a fine one IMO
Was the sponge Bob movie called "The Oddessy"? If not, another woman moment.
@Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @matty @KingOfWhiteAmerica @adequate @graf @reallyangry wait until you hear about o brother where art thou
wait until you hear about what adaptations are.
@Xenophon @mushroom_soup @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry The fact she had to resort to pretending not to understand any of this is sufficient proof to me of buyer’s remorse
@KingOfWhiteAmerica @Xenophon @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry i understand what an adaption is. you're the ones who are saying that any retelling of the stories must be 'pure' to homer's original poems
Ship of theseus. My car is now a tank, and therefore, still street legal.
@Humpleupagus @mushroom_soup @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry Seriously, if they’d have called it something like The OddOdyssey for instance, I’d have been less critical. But they’re cashing in on the name while dishonoring the source material and insulting our ancestral legacy.
@KingOfWhiteAmerica @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry why would they call it something else when it's a faithful adaptation of the odyssey?
@mushroom_soup @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry Indeed, you asked/answered your own point/question. I’m not the one that has to live with having paid money to see that.
@KingOfWhiteAmerica @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry i'm not sad for paying money to see a good movie
> "Good"
Another adjective for the win. I'm convinced now.
Another adjective for the win. I'm convinced now.
@Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @matty @KingOfWhiteAmerica @adequate @graf @reallyangry yes, when you're describing the quality of something you're using objectives, good job
It's not an argument. You're being emotional. take a midol, honey.
@Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @matty @KingOfWhiteAmerica @adequate @graf @reallyangry whether you like or don't like something, or consider it quality or not quality is literally objective, do you not know how opinions work
> Quality is objective.
> You're fat and work at Starbucks
> Therefore...
> You're fat and work at Starbucks
> Therefore...
@Humpleupagus @mushroom_soup @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry I didn’t get scammed and robbed as long as I convince myself it’s what I wanted the whole time.
It’s a lot like Stockholm Syndrome
@KingOfWhiteAmerica @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry i have seen bad movies in theaters and have no problem admitting that when i do in fact think they're bad
@mushroom_soup @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry Sure sure; and I also think anybody that doesn’t validate my internal Stockholm Narrative is dumb racist hillbillies
@KingOfWhiteAmerica @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry why would i be afraid to admit i don't like a movie on a site where i'm guessing most people don't like that movie when i've never in the past been afraid to admit i don't like a movie
@mushroom_soup @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry That’s not really got anything to do with what I said so 🤷🏻♂️
@KingOfWhiteAmerica @Humpleupagus @penguin @DMA @Dagnar @Xenophon @matty @adequate @graf @reallyangry you're working under the impression that it's impossible for me to have genuinely liked the movie and therefore what i feel must be something akin to Stockholm syndrome. i'm telling you that there's no reason i would hesitate to say if i had disliked the movie. i know it's hard to believe that someone might have a different opinion on something than you do but do at least try, 'everyone actually agrees with all my opinions and the ones that say they don't are actually lying!' is such a boorish position to hold