Vile anti milennial slander from der zoomermensch
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@DEERBLOOD listen, as a fellow millennial I'll tell you now : IPAs are disgusting and I resent the hipster faggot who brought them to europe.
@SaltWraith I dont love them but i drink them. Sometimes ill be in the mood for one, but im not picky
@DEERBLOOD Don't blame them, they would drink Mr Beast's piss if he sold it.
@DEERBLOOD Look man, if you really want to drink pale ale, Moon Man is right there in Wisconsin
@nierenstein My favorite ales are red, Dark, or blonde. Ipas are my least favorite ale, but id still probably go for one in most circumstances over a lager or pilsner. I think id take a heferweizen before an ipa though
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@suquili Thanks homie I could really use that rn
@suquili @DEERBLOOD Panic! At the Barcade
@DEERBLOOD ipas a) suck and b) are all the same and c) killed the domestic beer industry
@pwm They are 100% all the same, how did they kill the domestic beer industry? Before gf and I bought a house together I lived within very easy walking distance of 4 breweries
@DEERBLOOD @pwm just drink Blue Moon
@professionalbigot69 @pwm Why would I drink blue moon when weihanstephaner exists?
@DEERBLOOD @pwm because I hold partial ownership in Blue Moon
@professionalbigot69 @pwm Oh neat
@DEERBLOOD they became trendy and soaked up the expendable income of people who got into them. If you want to start a brewery you are losing market share by not making at least one IPA. People who only drink ipas encourage breweries to brew more ipas at the expense of other, perfectly ok varieties. Ipas are the beer of chronic weedoids who are never going to drink anything else and create a local maximum that no force has yet dislodged craft breweries from.
This is rambly but there's a lot of reasons but the tldr is that they are popular with people with expendable income and that keeps craft brewers distracted from doing other things.
This is rambly but there's a lot of reasons but the tldr is that they are popular with people with expendable income and that keeps craft brewers distracted from doing other things.
@DEERBLOOD I guess "kill" is the editorialized headline, but I wager craft beer would be bigger if more people were making normal beer joe blow enjoyed
@pwm @DEERBLOOD there's a direct correlation between liking IPAs and SSRI use. makes me chuckle every time.
@DEERBLOOD @pwm ... why is a lass under your care on ssri's?
@DEERBLOOD @f0x @pwm No she didn't quit mood stabilizers, pregnant women are just naturally insane
@DEERBLOOD >unironically likes Indian Piss Ale
@DEERBLOOD IPAs suck
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@DEERBLOOD IPAs are Apollonian
Sculpin used to be okay. Before inbev bought ballast point.
Eddie Fucksaw Just have a Guinness if you want to drink tree bark.
Goal𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 
Do not lump the Holy Guinness in with this piss water.
I'm trying to drag him OUT of the piss. Futilely, I'm sure, but still.
You misspelled Hefeweizen
@DEERBLOOD I'M GONNA CONSOOOOM THE ESTROGEN FILLED HOPWATER WITH THE BEDAZZLED CANS.
HE GUISE I KNOW ITS $20 FOR 4 OF THESE HEADY TOPPERS BUT THEY'RE JUST SO GOOD. I CAN REALLY TASTE THE CITRUS PISS IN THIS!! WE SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER AND DRINK A CASE! (It's $250)
HE GUISE I KNOW ITS $20 FOR 4 OF THESE HEADY TOPPERS BUT THEY'RE JUST SO GOOD. I CAN REALLY TASTE THE CITRUS PISS IN THIS!! WE SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER AND DRINK A CASE! (It's $250)
Their best, imho:
@catmanmancat @DEERBLOOD I actually like hoppy IPA. It has a strong aftertaste. Like black coffee or red wine. Plus I like the fact that one and I'm done. I agree that most beer culture is stupid and pretentious.
@catmanmancat @DEERBLOOD Xenoestrogens.
@SaltWraith @DEERBLOOD Based, IPA is what Netanyoohoo is pissing everyday
@DEERBLOOD Before i found out about xenoestrogen, There were a few IPSA i enjoyed the flavor of, when they didn't go overboard with the hops to the point where it felt like you were drinking bitter pine sap..
@DEERBLOOD There are some trendy beers that aren't IPAs that are freaking delicious though.. And 1 bottle is usually plenty
@HonkHonkBoom @DEERBLOOD The only reason the IPA exists is because it was the only way for British brewers could make a beer that wouldn't spoil by the time the ship made it to the troops fighting in India. It was never meant as a taste additive at those levels. It was meant as a preservative. The troops hated the taste but preferred it to drinking the local dysentery water. Even back then India was a shit hole where clean water was an impossibility. Hipsters are retarded.
@agaperealm @DEERBLOOD well that makes perfect sense., as does the re-adoption of it by a largely ssri addicted population once the data started coming out about what that concentration of those chemical do to your brain.
@HonkHonkBoom @DEERBLOOD The other business aspect of the popularity of the IPA is that it is a much easier beer to brew with consistent flavor outcomes and lower the content of the most expensive ingredient of beer, the grains. It's easy to hide defects in a bitter product. It's difficult to hide defects in sweet beer with a higher, more expensive malt content. Win, win for the brewers. (Just like it is easier to hide BBQ sauce stains on a dark shirt than it is a white shirt.) It always makes me laugh when I see a premium price for a "double IPA". Marketing is much smarter than the average hipster.
@DEERBLOOD @pwm whole west coast is shitty with IPAs
to be fair nowhere in the US compares to Belgium or Czechia/Bavaria
it's a little funny to me to see all the US-style ale micros popping up in Europe though. I'll take "perfected over a couple centuries and we took our time brewing it" over "i thought this might be neat to try and got it out as cheaply as possible"
to be fair nowhere in the US compares to Belgium or Czechia/Bavaria
it's a little funny to me to see all the US-style ale micros popping up in Europe though. I'll take "perfected over a couple centuries and we took our time brewing it" over "i thought this might be neat to try and got it out as cheaply as possible"