Vile anti milennial slander from der zoomermensch
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@DEERBLOOD listen, as a fellow millennial I'll tell you now : IPAs are disgusting and I resent the hipster faggot who brought them to europe.
@SaltWraith I dont love them but i drink them. Sometimes ill be in the mood for one, but im not picky
@DEERBLOOD Don't blame them, they would drink Mr Beast's piss if he sold it.
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@DEERBLOOD Look man, if you really want to drink pale ale, Moon Man is right there in Wisconsin
@nierenstein My favorite ales are red, Dark, or blonde. Ipas are my least favorite ale, but id still probably go for one in most circumstances over a lager or pilsner. I think id take a heferweizen before an ipa though
@DEERBLOOD We're gonna make you drink exclusively stouts (because you are stout)
@nierenstein Noooo thats a winter time beer please dont make me drink it in the spring
I once drank a plisner that tasted like wet hay.
@Dudebro @nierenstein One of my libtard hipster friends had me try a Danish pickle pilsner and I thought it would be total ass but it was only kind of ass
@DEERBLOOD (Deerblood ignored my support comment) ok fock you then baldy
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@suquili Thanks homie I could really use that rn
(Deerblood negeerde mijn steunbetuiging) Oké, dan krijg je de tering, kale.
@suquili @DEERBLOOD Panic! At the Barcade
@DEERBLOOD @nierenstein >Blocks your path and forces you to drink a PBR
@Will2Power @nierenstein Just one? Why not thirty
@Will2Power @DEERBLOOD @nierenstein lol it do be like that
we used to buy a few xxxl shirts and stock deep on the xl's when we'd go on tour
never bother with more than a handful of smalls and mediums for the random chick that's at a show either
we used to buy a few xxxl shirts and stock deep on the xl's when we'd go on tour
never bother with more than a handful of smalls and mediums for the random chick that's at a show either
@DEERBLOOD ipas a) suck and b) are all the same and c) killed the domestic beer industry
@pwm They are 100% all the same, how did they kill the domestic beer industry? Before gf and I bought a house together I lived within very easy walking distance of 4 breweries
@DEERBLOOD @pwm just drink Blue Moon
@professionalbigot69 @pwm Why would I drink blue moon when weihanstephaner exists?
@DEERBLOOD @pwm because I hold partial ownership in Blue Moon
@professionalbigot69 @pwm Oh neat
@DEERBLOOD they became trendy and soaked up the expendable income of people who got into them. If you want to start a brewery you are losing market share by not making at least one IPA. People who only drink ipas encourage breweries to brew more ipas at the expense of other, perfectly ok varieties. Ipas are the beer of chronic weedoids who are never going to drink anything else and create a local maximum that no force has yet dislodged craft breweries from.
This is rambly but there's a lot of reasons but the tldr is that they are popular with people with expendable income and that keeps craft brewers distracted from doing other things.
This is rambly but there's a lot of reasons but the tldr is that they are popular with people with expendable income and that keeps craft brewers distracted from doing other things.
@DEERBLOOD @pwm and by partial ownership I mean that I have a case sitting in my fridge rn
@DEERBLOOD I guess "kill" is the editorialized headline, but I wager craft beer would be bigger if more people were making normal beer joe blow enjoyed
@pwm @DEERBLOOD there's a direct correlation between liking IPAs and SSRI use. makes me chuckle every time.
@DEERBLOOD @pwm ... why is a lass under your care on ssri's?
@DEERBLOOD @f0x @pwm No she didn't quit mood stabilizers, pregnant women are just naturally insane
@DEERBLOOD >unironically likes Indian Piss Ale
@DEERBLOOD IPAs suck
Sculpin used to be okay. Before inbev bought ballast point.
Eddie Fucksaw Just have a Guinness if you want to drink tree bark.
Goal𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 
Do not lump the Holy Guinness in with this piss water.
I'm trying to drag him OUT of the piss. Futilely, I'm sure, but still.
You misspelled Hefeweizen
@DEERBLOOD I'M GONNA CONSOOOOM THE ESTROGEN FILLED HOPWATER WITH THE BEDAZZLED CANS.
HE GUISE I KNOW ITS $20 FOR 4 OF THESE HEADY TOPPERS BUT THEY'RE JUST SO GOOD. I CAN REALLY TASTE THE CITRUS PISS IN THIS!! WE SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER AND DRINK A CASE! (It's $250)
HE GUISE I KNOW ITS $20 FOR 4 OF THESE HEADY TOPPERS BUT THEY'RE JUST SO GOOD. I CAN REALLY TASTE THE CITRUS PISS IN THIS!! WE SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER AND DRINK A CASE! (It's $250)
@whiteman_ @DEERBLOOD GET HIS ASS MOSLEY.
Their best, imho:
@DEERBLOOD @nierenstein YOU WOULD LOVE THE DARK ONES TRAITOR.
I only drink the nitro cans because I have a gravity glass.
@catmanmancat @DEERBLOOD I actually like hoppy IPA. It has a strong aftertaste. Like black coffee or red wine. Plus I like the fact that one and I'm done. I agree that most beer culture is stupid and pretentious.
@catmanmancat @DEERBLOOD Xenoestrogens.
@SaltWraith @DEERBLOOD Based, IPA is what Netanyoohoo is pissing everyday
@DEERBLOOD Before i found out about xenoestrogen, There were a few IPSA i enjoyed the flavor of, when they didn't go overboard with the hops to the point where it felt like you were drinking bitter pine sap..