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Working on opening my own big box store, Holocaustco

We're going to specialize in ovens and bulk items for the restaurant industry

diversification into death coaster amusement parks, a line of soaps & lampshades, and masturbation death machines seems inevitable

"I came for the bargains, I stayed for the mountain of empty shoes"

I’ve told this story before
When I was a wee lad a jew had a clothing store on the local town square
My dad went there to buy a pair of dress shoes
When it turned out they didn’t have his size the merchant kicked off his shoes and tried to sell them to my dad
Anything for a shekel

@jb Michael Savage used to love telling a story about his father wearing 'dead man's pants.' 'They're good pants! Why let them go to waste!' I think he got them from a funeral director... fresh off the corpse.

@judgedread @jb You been dropping a lot of Savage references lately. Any particular reason?

@DC5FAN He was funny. Completely nuts, but funny.