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i got people that i love from the mountains to the quays

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@snacks @lebronjames75 yeah, it's insane how much detail the brain can eek out. it's obviously not as detailed as a real photo would have been, but you can definitely see body contours and hairstyles. it's funny, the pattern on the guy's head in the first image almost make it look like he has a smile, but it's a little uncanny, like you're looking at a drawing mannequin that has old school textures mapped onto it
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@snacks @lebronjames75 this is crazy. i didn't know that magic eye images were a thing, i always assumed they were some crazy optical illusion you needed glasses to see. but i did eye focus exercises by imagining me staring at a mountain far away, and that immediately made the 3d image come out and it became insanely clear and sharp. it was a little uncanny, like i was adjusting the focus knob on a pair of binoculars. i kept adjusting the knob up and down until i eventually managed to tune it in, and then my brain did the rest of the work. it takes a lot of effort to maintain that focus though, if i move my head too much to see the 3d i break the illusion. very cool!!!

although i love to bitch and moan and complain about taxes and everything else in this fucking country, and this weekend has completely taken it out of me from dealing with this shit, i still love this country and i want to stay here. now if that's not stockholm syndrome, i don't know what is

don't forget to file your taxes, kids. and don't be a schmuck like me and make sure you're not a nonresident when you do file. so many deductions i can't take, so many things i can't write off, so many records and receipts and separate payment methods and bank accounts kept. and for what? for me to only be able to deduct a few hundreds of dollars worth of business meals? it's all so tiring